Sarah Pavelescu

The only time I get on Twitter is when Facebook is down. 🤣

Is this thing on?

@mattva1981 Yasssss!

@rusty1sarah Hey Buddy! We still need to do that get together! Now that Anna’s back home, we need a reunion. 😃

I’m only here because Facebook is down right now.

Why does something weird happen to your cheek when you leave a cough drop in there?

I think we all need to apologize to #BritneySpears .

This year sucks. Next year will too. The positivity has been drained from me.

2020 is seriously worse than some of those really bad episodes of the show sliders.

Are we on the hurricane level of jumaniji yet?

Apparently if someone says they are going to put you on a brief hold, it’s going to be a minimum of 15 minutes.

Reply all.

Oh look, we have a 7pm curfew. Aren’t we already on a stay at home order?

2020 manta: cry till you laugh, laugh till you cry. Funny part... 2020 isn’t even my worst year.

I’m “I put night cream on before bed” years old.

We are the virus.

The world is so broken.

Woe, is me. -literally everyone right now.

Short work weeks always feel the longest.

I wish I had the luxury of being bored once in awhile.

Every post on Facebook: TLDR!