Girth Vader

I’m getting a lot more engagement coz I said I don’t like some man. That’s not what I’d want to be known for. I’d rather be known for my blog, analytical-investor.blog, where I breakdown investment best practices. (1)

i think about this tweet all the time

@rutashaaya @zako_lyn They are actually peer-reviewed! Same with Cyanide!

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

The product placement. Halfway through, Matt Damon turns to the camera and says, deadpan, “This trip would be so much smoother if we had a Honda… Odyssey.” It’s never referenced again. Really took me out of the Bronze Age setting. I looked at the source text, couldn’t find it.

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

date idea we makeout in bed for 3 hours

Your very words and actions belie whatever concern you claim to have about the impact of America’s Level 4 Advisory on Uganda. Instead of confronting the conditions that produced it, you seek to silence those suffering and complaining about the conditions. You bemoan the … 2/12

Mr. Wekesa, I truly sympathize with you, for few have carried our entire tourism industry on their shoulders like you have. But the clout & credibility you’ve earned while at it give you no licence to scapegoat victims of this crisis, let alone to insult their intelligence. 1/12

That thing I said about gym ✨

@zako_lyn Non-peer reviewed claims state that you can force your body to tolerate it. You just need to take enough milk

Let me have 125 mls of milk and see if I magically stopped being lactose intolerant.

@mandazipapi I want to be involved in this round as well.

Summer break ups😹😹. Ah. Now another round is going to hit in November🙂‍↕️😹.

@rutashaaya @Africa_In_EN @Africa_In_FR @UKinUganda @EOC_UG @USEmbassyUganda @EUinUG @FrenchEmbassyUg Thank you 🙏🏾

After countless months of fighting with research I finally submitted my project today🥹❤️ Oh my I can’t express how proud of you I am Kei!!🫂❤️ You’ve made us sooooooo proud Now I can breathe yohhhh

@PeshPoni @Africa_In_EN @Africa_In_FR @UKinUganda @EOC_UG @USEmbassyUganda @EUinUG @FrenchEmbassyUg Congratulations Pesh.

I was featured by the French-based independent newspaper Africa Intelligence. In my conversation with journalist Olivier, I shared my work in Uganda advancing gender-responsive governance, promoting inclusive public policy, and strengthening equal opportunities for all. It is an honour to be featured among Africa’s “next generation” of political and economic leaders. 🔗 africaintelligence.fr/new-guard

@zako_lyn It always is

@rutashaaya Against my will

God after giving me big eyes: Yeah let’s go ahead and sprinkle some blindness in there, and make her occasionally get grit and be in intense pain, oh and make the left one worse than the right. Perfect! Now let her break her glasses and also give her no money.

The quotes on this post are so disheartening.

@mandazipapi @shebanalumu01

Man don’t kiss me and then wipe the gloss off my lips. I want to remember that heady lipstick and fruit taste😒🙂‍↕️.

This milestone is deserving of confetti 🎉🤭🥳😭. A heartfelt thank you to all of you who got us to this point 💕.

@MessiahTabu I remember a saying. “My libido has led me places I’d never have gone to”.

Are you still around?😂