@sean Well, their cheese selection is excellent. So yeah maybe not for you.
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Ruth Sanford
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Lived near a Trader Joe’s for awhile, went twice, never went again. Just not my thing, was never all that impressed, but maybe that’s because I’m a diva about food.
The Wall Street Journal@WSJ
Trader Joe’s totes are being carried in Seoul, Melbourne and Tokyo. Because there are no Trader Joe’s stores abroad, the bags now sell on resale platforms like Depop, eBay and Korea’s Karrot market for up to $10,000. on.wsj.com/4jokWxX
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@AshleyGWinter One day you will reflect back on this time when your world seemed to revolve around the poop and realize you haven’t considered or seen their poop in a really long time and it will feel very good.
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Going to start potty training the 2 year old this weekend. Give me your best advice and prayers.
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@mcmansionhell I have family in Albuquerque and it is a weird place. I swear the whole place is haunted. Was wondering if you’d see some of that weird energy and yeah, you did.
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my uber driver: you ever heard of dog man
me: like Bigfoot right
him: worse. they have a breeding program here. they send the black helicopters you see in the sky to deal with dog men when they kill someone. So where are you from?
me: Chicago
him: they don’t have dog men there
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@1followernodad When we started reading his books when kiddo was little I was horrified they are seen as classics. It’s all horrible things happening to kids at hands of adults who should be trustworthy.
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Everything* Roald Dahl has ever done is creepy if he has no haters I have died
Scarred for Life@ScarredForLife2
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's (1968) creepy CHILD CATCHER (an unforgettable performance by Robert Helpmann) doesn't appear in Ian Fleming's original novel, and was created by either scriptwriter Roald Dahl or director Ken Hughes, depending on who you believe. A horrifying concept.
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@AshleyGWinter Those tee pee things didn’t work for me, just got the hang of holding the old diaper at the ready for a second when the cold air hit him. He did pee all over the pediatricians office while on the scale for 1 week checkup. We were all impressed how much pee was in him.
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Well my newborn son peed all over himself when I removed his diaper which frightened him & he started crying & I started laughing at how charmingly pathetic newborns are.
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@AshleyGWinter Does he make dad jokes now? Is this a career liability for him?
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I say this while my husband is at the park with our kid and I am sick in bed and I see just how profoundly he has changed being a father. It's incredible
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Paternity leave is important and science shows it! Stop shaming dads for taking time in caregiving roles!
Nicholas Fabiano, MD@NTFabiano
Taken together, these findings suggest that the time spent in childcare is a crucial factor in parental brain plasticity. 7/12
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@BrittneyBush I’m working at county elections all day tomorrow and closing a ballot box. Doing my best. Hope you can recuperate and stay away from the doom scrolling. Feel better soon!
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@Qagggy I dunno, those things are pretty much made out of cardboard. I’ll take a Honda E instead. So cute. So tiny. 🥰
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@Qagggy I drove for a year with expired tab once. I’d renewed it, but we lost the sticker. I had the registration in the car. I always assume others have done the same thing.
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@Qagggy Last week there was nowhere to lock up down here other than the old octopus one at the aquarium. I was really excited to see actual bike racks here. There were some on Elliott under the walkway as well.
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@Qagggy The aquarium has been a dead zone for bike parking for at least 10 years. Really hope final plans down there will include some staples.
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If you can stay up after 10,000 hours of #GoneWithTheWind, PLEASE do yourself a favor and watch #TheHeiress on @tcm. Olivia de Havilland gives one of the great performances of all time. #TCMParty
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Someone should be selling Mexican food everywhere
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Los Angeles is great because you take your kid to the playground and realize you are starving and there is a Mexican food vendor making delicious quesadillas and also slicing mangos and some other dude is selling bubble wands and it's just a regular park.
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@mcmansionhell You should go home and watch a couple episodes of Mad Men. Set design was so good!
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@jazzyspraxis Not so long ago my orca card was too low and I didn’t realize. The driver impatiently waved me in and seemed annoyed. That seems like a better response.
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@HelenORahilly I hate living on that knife. Really looking forward to when it’s over.
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@Qagggy Internal hub shifting? That might need some oil some day too. Again, tens of dollars.
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@Qagggy You haven’t had to replace your chain? You may be due for some major maintenance to the tune of tens of dollars.
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@HelenORahilly Is he the one who went on extended walk about a couple years ago?
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