Ye Ye Judge

You can tell Davido puts 100% into every song he makes. And the results are clear. 😈

@Gameon158518 @Obadimz_ Depends on the angle you’re looking at it from

@rv_bc @Obadimz_ You are weird

“I met this lady (a doctor) 4 months ago. I'm 35, she is 31. She told me she was a ¥irgin and I believed her because of how she carried herself. I was very happy and rushed everything – introduction, engagement, and marriage plans, We were supposed to do our traditional marriage in one week’s time. Last week, I received an anonymous WhatsApp message. The person sent pr£.gnan.cy test results showing that my fiancée was pr£.gnan.cy for her ex-boyfriend during her 1-year residency. 1/5

@HonestarsenalF If nah me, I no go vex

This betrayal made me stop having friends. In 2022, I had a serious financial crisis because I invested in Bitcoin and the coin dipped so hard at that time, if anyone still remembers. I needed money to pay my rent, and all I needed then was 500k. I went to a close friend of mine who had just cashed out about $7k to borrow me the money because I didn’t want to sell my assets at that time. He told me he didn’t have money to lend me and that he had already used his money for some stuff, so I kept quiet. The rent deadline was getting close and I still hadn’t found a way to pay, so I reached out to that same guy and asked if he could help me find a buyer for one of my lands. He said no problem, asked for the price, and said he would update me if he found a buyer. I told him I wanted to sell the one plot for 1.5m…

@Toniatuslim lol 😂

I am not changing my surname because of marriage. Unless your surname carries tangible social or professional value that meaningfully impacts opportunities, I see no compelling reason to adopt it. Otherwise, I respectfully find the idea unnecessary.

@Emmamontalvo123 @Chude_ND1 I wish you know how you sound! God please, help my thoughts that I may never sound this way It’s a pity that I have to read your comment and imagine you in the most negative way possible, you’re really damaged

@Chude_ND1 If them give 24hours light, him go fit pay?

People are genuinely tired!

@kamaFever I find it very disrespectful that you have to choose between 2 women… if I find myself in such situation, then I need mental help I’ll seek for help and therapy

You’re 32 and finally ready to settle down. Two women come into your life: Bola — 25, not a virgin, but grounded, kind, and has solid character. Shade — 31, a virgin, equally well-mannered, respectful, and of good character. Both are beautiful in their own way. Both treat you right. Both are ready for something serious. Now here’s the real question: Are you choosing based on values… or just a label? Who are you going for — and more importantly, why?

@sir_lux_ @Wilzodey The kind of person I am, I will follow through till the end

This girl came to my house, planned for her to stay for 2 weeks but she ended up staying 3 days. She visited on a Saturday, The next day was Sunday, I suggested she makes stew, but she declined. Later, I told her that I want her to make indomie for us to eat, She should help clear the kitchen sink and wash the dirty plates while I go downstairs to buy Egg. I came back and she did not do anything. I didn't ask why. I went and cleared the sink, she came and stood by the side while gisting me. I asked her to prepare the indomie, She said she doesn't like cooking, it is stressful. Na me come cook the Indomie, cooked only for myself and ate. She went outside and got snacks. I refused to buy her food outside, I will go out and eat and come back. And act like I have not eaten too. She will go down and buy something for herself. The 3rd day, I asked her to leave. And I ended every communication.

@EverythingCar_X Top speed, a healthy Hilux delivers a commendable performance. Acceleration is poor, this cannot be overstated. Any comparison involving a Hilux largely depends on the driver. You may be a good driver, but still perform poorly in a Hilux.

The Hilux is one of the slowest vehicles Toyota has ever made. If Customs can chase and catch you, you’re either a terrible driver or you’re driving a Corolla.

@Mightyyyy19 I wanted to swear for you after I saw “send ACC” But then I saw you blocked her immediately

This is still funny to me fr, I caught you cheating the first time, I forgive you. Second time, I broke up with you immediately i found out and we went our separate ways, after then you text me randomly begging for money, I’ll send to you Now you’re asking me money to bail your new man out of the police custody ?

@DAMIADENUGA I love her

This Lady can't drive without getting undressed 😂😂

@osere_x Algorithm… this should be the last time you bring this to my Timeline

deep down every guy wants to recreate this but they’re all scared 💔

@HeartMattaz Errand man 😭 😭 😭 She should get a dildo

She is 42 years old She needs a 30 to 39 years neat guy as an erran man in Lagos. If you contact her, 40k for your haircut. I hope you understand the kind of errand man she is looking for???? HeartMattaz

@NeephaOrji @ejykmykel1 They will not show up empty handed years later

@ejykmykel1 They just turned their wedding into a lifelong contract with no escape clause. Courts will be confused when they show up empty handed years later.

In case of a divorce at least one of the marriage certificates should be presented but since they have torn both apart, it means they will remain married until death separates them and no law can ever separate them without the marriage certificate. Do you understand now?

@GreatMichael_G @OkaforTreasure7 @UGOOOTWEETS Who are you?? Why are you judging and jumping into conclusions???

@OkaforTreasure7 @UGOOOTWEETS Congratulations to you both But your husband should man up I can read a lot of meanings into the pics

Be my guest as I walk down the aisle with the Love of my life ❤️💕

@biggestposh @cuppymusic Who will sponsor the trip to Maldives 🌴????

Dear DJ Cuppy, @cuppymusic I saw you said you want a simple 9–5 man with no social media… I’m a teacher in a private secondary school in Lagos, my life is calm, simple, and real. In fact, after this tweet, I can log out completely. If we start something serious this week, by this time next year, it’s our 1-year anniversary, maybe with our first child in Maldives 🌴 Biggestposh

@ripchillpill Put off the tap please 🙏

how to win in life (MUST WATCH)

Go queens 🫅

@GloriousGod01 I would love to help you with the balance But I’m sorry I can’t help you with balance, I just sent my contractor money for my building project, unless you want me to collect the money I sent him back Her response will justify my next action

I met this girl three days ago at ShopRite, we talked, vibed well. Everything has been going really well since then until she dropped this... What should I do next?

@justtemi__ If she’s not your sister, God will punish you for what you’re doing

It's my sister's birthday y'all, say a wish to her 😁❤️

@tessysmitha The moment a woman is comfortable asking you for money, it either means she doesn’t see a future with you… or she simply doesn’t rate you. Pay attention. She’s already telling you how she sees you. Preye! You think you’re slick 😂 Its the other way round

The moment a man is comfortable asking you for money, it either means he doesn’t see a future with you… or he simply doesn’t rate you. Pay attention. He’s already telling you how he sees you.