@rwc49

@Muppetiers Couldn’t think of anywhere worse in the US

Disney World or Disney Land. Likely a geniune factor in where he chooses to go next. Man and his family love Disney.

@RobHarris Fines yeah they work 🙄

UEFA ruling on racism at Benfica-Real Madrid in Champions League. Benfica fined €40,000 for racist and/or discriminatory behaviour of supporters. Still await the conclusion of the case into Gianluca Prestianni after Vinicius Jr reported being racially abused in the game

@ABridgen Pot. Kettle. Black from the man who has OD’d on cranks on YouTube

The British Brainwashing Corporation continues to do its job, programming the nation through its programmes. Just look up!

@speedlinexx Clearly not going to happen

🚨 Big developments could be on the horizon for Manchester City… Fresh reports suggest that if the club were to be expelled from the Premier League, there’s no guarantee they’d land in the English Football League structure at all. In a worst-case scenario, City could be forced to restart much lower down the football pyramid , potentially as far as non-league. 😳 There’s also growing speculation around Pep Guardiola and his future. If serious sanctions are confirmed, questions will naturally be asked about whether he stays or walks away from the project. Meanwhile, after recent action taken against Chelsea FC by The Football Association, attention is turning firmly toward when a final decision on City’s case will arrive. For now, it remains a waiting game — but the potential consequences being discussed are massive, and could reshape English football as we know it.

@Cmdr_Hadfield Sorry that was me. Have a great arm

That rock fell from space on Saturday, burst through roof & ceiling, bounced hard enough off the floor to hit the ceiling again, and finally rattled to a stop. It sure surpised the family - thankfully, no one was hurt. Earth gets hit by about 50 tons of meteors EVERY DAY. Luckily 2/3rds of our planet's surface is water, so mostly they splash into the sea. But not always ... details: khou.com/article/news/l… photo: Ponderosa Fire Department

@MickaFarrell @TFTerraceMedia @terryflewers 😭😂

@TFTerraceMedia @terryflewers Easily mane salah firmino

What's the greatest Premier League front three of all-time? 🔱 🤔

@Hosang Clearly illustrates why people should watch football instead of spreadsheets

Understat 11 v 11 game states: Amorim +0.53 Carrick +0.47

@Ankaman616 “Ooolian”

He struck me as a Baby Cavani in his early City days. Pep development and the fact he's barely had a summer off in recent years has changed he's trajectory.

@Globalstats11 Rubbish

Shoes on or Shoes off inside the House 🏠👟 🟩 Shoes On considered polite, Shoes Off considered rude 🟦 Shoes On is the norm, but some homes prefer Shoes Off 🟧 Shoes Off is the norm, but some homes prefer Shoes On 🟥 Shoes Off considered polite, Shoes On considered rude Source: Ballarat Cleaning Specialists

@TeleFootball @Carra23 Certainly wins on longevity, when Ronaldo is counting his team and personal trophies he’s not crying over this 😂

✍️ 'The Premier League will soon be deprived of another world-class, generational talent' | Writes @Carra23 'Liverpool’s loss is English football’s loss' Read the full column below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@sid_lambert Apparently he was overrated 🙄

26 years ago at Valley Parade: David Beckham zips a corner to the edge of the area. Paul Scholes takes a puff of his cigar and says: “Right, I’m pinging this…”

@SamaHoole 58 year life expectancy, kinda pisses on your parade

The Dinka and Nuer peoples of South Sudan are among the tallest populations on earth. Average male height consistently recorded above 182 cm. Their traditional diet is cattle, milk, blood, and fish. The populations immediately around them: agricultural groups with grain-dominant diets, restricted animal protein access, comparable climate and genetics, average 160–165 cm. Same continent. Same region. Same latitude. Same sun. Same genetic pool. One group herds cattle and eats them. The other grows crops. The gap is 15 to 20 centimetres. This has been documented. It is in the literature. But you won't see this in a documentary.

@WellBuiltStyle No to ankle swingers

What kind of break do you prefer on your dress slacks? Slight break for me all day every day. 👌

@oilysailor Hated. Adored. Never ignored 😘

Including Man Utd players, Mohamed Salah is the eighth-highest PL scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s

@StokeyyG2 Rooney left

Kevin De Bruyne LEFT. Mo Salah is now LEAVING. Who leaves next…

@ryl23_ @ChrisWheelerDM The lad can count 👏🏻

@ChrisWheelerDM That’s 9 years time 🤣

Man Utd are hoping to have their new 100,000-seater stadium ready to host the Women’s World Cup Final in 2035 #mufc

@stusfootyflash @LUFCBayArea Conkers!

@stusfootyflash @LUFCBayArea Straight jacket of a shirt, players must have sweated bonkers

It’s the 30th anniversary of the Coca-Cola Cup final between Aston Villa and Leeds Utd. But more importantly, once again it’s that time of year when we salute this young lad (@LUFCBayArea) for sporting the single greatest haircut ever seen on a mascot. Epic. Absolutely epic. 👏🏻

@2147mill Err not your best advice 😭

The average UK mortgage is £200,000 at 5% over 25 years. Total repayment? £350,000. You borrow £200K and pay back £350K. £150,000 straight to the bank. For nothing. Then you pay to fix up the house. Stuff breaks. You pay insurance monthly. Fees when/if you sell the property. And we act like renting is throwing money away. There is a strong argument for renting.

@614clinton Hr

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?