Ryan Carignan

Hearing @MiyaFolick & @jaxanderson soundcheck is a religious experience

@JasonSinger So glad you decided to move to Detroit finally

@bryanhiglesias @cameronsmith269 @jaxanderson and that was only the beginning

@ry_carignan @cameronsmith269 @jaxanderson and I are smiling but trust us it's sheer terror

@bryanhiglesias @cameronsmith269 pour one out for the amount of cars that were at the bottom of that hill but NOT US I can't believe we cleared a whole dead tree off the road

@cameronsmith269 i swear to god I will never forget how badass that was @ry_carignan

.@FlintEastwood molten lava

.@FlintEastwood HOW AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT THAT YOU HAVE A SECRET TEXT GROUP FOR FANS THAT IM NOT A PART OF

I really love everything about @FlintEastwood

@bryanhiglesias an effortless response of very low quality

@ry_carignan nature

Name me a situation in which quality comes effortlessly

@JasonSinger Booksmart is good too

@oghugoversace @united Really? I did see some @dasaniwater but I didn't see any *actual* water

@ry_carignan @united Our line got rice crispy treats and word on the street they’re giving away water bottles

sup @ry_carignan

@FlintEastwood I know right

This Holiday Season @BryanHIglesias is The Undisputed Feel Good Guy Of The Year

Whoever decided to use the word 'mind' as a verb is maybe as much of a psycho as the person who invented ketchup

Hugo Versace declares war on America @BryanHIglesias

@ernamae27 @xxlfunny1 dis tru

I’ve held onto these songs long enough. I’m ready for them to be yours. “THIS IS A COPING MECHANISM FOR A BROKEN HEART” stream now:

Bias makes the world go round

Patsy