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♦️ @ryanXshea is your headliner TONIGHT 10/12 !! ♦️ Come on down - NOW - grab a bite to eat or a bev before the show. It’s $10 at the door cash or card!

Manchester, go watch comedy at 8 @murphystaproom 🤪 @RyanXShea with Jason Merrill, @DaveCaggianoUSA @dorisdiscovers @JamesHa79188307 😇@ManchesterNH

@murphystaproom this week! Jason Merrill headlines with a bunch of great comics including this guy, @ryanXshea 😎 Tix at ScampsComedy.com

"Looks like they have a lot of opinions" should not be your most recognizable physical attribute

Not to be political, but there are 3 kinds of people. 1. Jaywalkers 2. Crosswalk button pushers 3. People that push the button then jaywalk If you are number 3 please unfollow

Everyone writing about the recent deaths of comedians has turned me into that curmudgeon that yells at children in Nirvana shirts. NAME ONE LOUIE ANDERSON JOKE!!!!

Tonight Manchester

I've got some good news and some bad news, the bad news I bought the wrong #Covid_19 test. The good news is I'm not pregnant

@McDonalds You're going to have to shake down that informant The Hamburglar. At Ryan Shea LLC we don't snitch, Grimace is soft and he won't get a word out of me.

@ryanXshea That's quite unusual, Ryan! We'd like to hear more: mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/conta…

I got an onion ring mixed in with my French fries, it only bothers me because McDonald's doesn't sell onion rings.

Any time homie

Last 2 shows tonight in Bristol, come hang at @blueridgecomedy 7:30 and 10 PM. #comedy #bristol #te

1 show down, 4 more to go! If you have friends in the Bristol Tennessee area, please send them my way! I will be at @blueridgecomedy tonight and tomorrow 7:30 and 10 PM shows both days!! #comedy #tennesseecomedy

It's an open mic come through, I still owe you a blast double!

Any time!

@xoxosmo @BlueRidgeComedy He had a gas light in 1996, weird flex

My husband is unconcerned about the gas crisis because he's been driving with the gas light on since 1998.

The dude in the bathroom stall next to me is laughing, crying, and farting. I just wanted say it's been real guys, see you on the other side.......

@ShawnCarters @TheJasonMarcus @BrianLynch I beat you with Ken..... soooo

@TheJasonMarcus @BrianLynch E Honda is unbeatable. Ask @ryanXshea

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but seriously who OK'd that?

Thank you for all the love and support from everyone. I’ll be back 10x times better. Thank you and love y’all