Ryan Suitt

“If I would have asked people what they wanted, they would have said a faster horse” -Henry Ford

Former Eagles QB Nick Foles gave his blessing for first-round draft pick Makai Lemon to wear the No. 9.

@Luke31Adams @joshdbean Stafford wins this…. Right?

@ErikJTurner Erik, Gabe’s route simply occupies the 1 high safety. Josh stares at Kincaid’s defender and fails to convince he ever wanted to throw the bubble. Sure, Gabe comes open, but that route is not in the read/progression.

It’s drawn up for him

@FinallyDrJones 👀 that’s flying! Congrats

My son ran at the #TXDistanceFestival tonight. Ran a great time in the mile. He’s now the second fastest mile runner in the history of his 6A high school. I’m pretty proud of him.

Adam Sandler is literally God’s gift to this planet. What a speech. What a human. Long live the Sandman.

DK's reaction when Oz Pearlman guessed his passcode 😂 @OzTheMentalist had the @Seahawks on one with his mindreading.

BREAKING: Scientists discover a technology that turns plants into delicious meat without any factories, synthetic chemicals or seed oils.

@JoeyMcGuireTTU 29 deserves a shout out in the next team meeting for snagging the helmet

#WreckEm 🌵 brother

Gabe Davis’ Peaky Blinders cleats for tonight are 🔥🔥🔥 (📸 @MACHE275)

#Lions rookie DE Aidan Hutchinson got the entire team singing Billie Jean. This is incredible.

37 years ago, freddie mercury did THAT at live aid !!

Yeah we’re from Texas, buddy & we’re damn sure proud of it.

@justin_woodley @LRo5e @EmmanuelAcho Wouldn’t argue that. Top 5 is tough tho. Going to be interesting to see where that man lands

Bruh @EmmanuelAcho what the hell. I swear anyone could be an analyst these days 😂

no-look pass on the Super Bowl’s game winning drive completely baited Bell with the 👀 this camera angle is *chef’s kiss* perfection

@LandonBaty Phil Knight Global > Bama Championships

@ryan_suitt Oregon degree > Columbia degree

This is a hilarious take