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The devil wears Osh kosh bgosh!! #furry #España @emiliaclarke

They really need to add horns to the cars at the @NASCAR races cause then it might cut down on all the people getting in the way #05mayo #06mayo #mayo

They should make a game like chess where all the pieces are robots and can move however they want and every game ends in a huge screaming match #Panamá #

Oops there guys my shirt over my head #tweet there goes my skirt dropping to the floor @tweet OH MY #oops

Im so embarrassed ! During my oral report I mixed up ‘birdwatching” with “bug chasing” #GalaxyUnpacked

Many years ago I fell for a phisshing scam email, and I was forced to play bongos for phish on 2 months of a tour SAD! #INDvsPAK

Knew it was meant to be after I spent a lovely night that ended up with a beautiful young lady holding my pubes back while I throwed up #Sismo #LoveIslandAllStars

what do you people want me to do about the bugs bunny wearing a dress?! Am I the only one that saw space jam? You people need jobs #SuperBowlLX

Black 2 da future starring the rapper FUTURE duh. What are these hollywood idiots even doing? #JacksonWang

Thinking about an old episode of howerd stern on E channel where a lady had a guy fart in her face for a free boob job. They are telling her things to say, and someone hands her a note and she reads out “fart so hard you give me a brain damage”. Highly relevant #NCTWISH

I have a #hamnet out by the water main break so I can catch any deli meats that are floating by #EpsteinFiles #paobc

To start a band, you must have nerds, that is math #Epstein #GOLD

When I , I must start lifting #GRAMMYs

Just found out @Target already scrapped the 10 4 initiative in favour of the more popularr 6 7 movement. The savings is off the hook #YoSoy #DareYouToLove_MV

cant belive i got booked yet another holiday on diarhea island , what must i do? #RHOP #ImACelebrity

how am I just now finding out you don’t pronounce ‘gravitas” as “‘gravy-toss’?! I will never recover from this #StarAcademyLeLive

dont start with me, y’all got corn on the cob, I got corn on the MIND #2025MAMA

My favorite movie from the avenger universe is V for van wilder #Afghanistan

Why couldn’t @jk_rowling just say the JK stands for “Just Kidding” and then the baristas would stop being so mad about everything #HarryPotter #Gaza #wizardboy

I am pretty confedent I would accept a movie role that called for a smoker if I believed in him enough. #SB19 #HARQEEL } t #LingOrm