Ryan Bethell

@ManUtd What a poorly run club, absolute shit show

Club statement: Ruben Amorim.

@DareToMitchell Haven't you learned he's only good in a back 3? Chuck maguire in a 4 and he'll go back to his usual poor form

@Iifting @SamHowells4 I think we need to go to America

Would you drink the forbidden bulking shake?

@jt_stamford @SamHowells4 he's not wrong

@DareToMitchell I know, I didn't get a bulbasaur tattooed on my leg for him to not make a legends game and get replaced by a blue crocodile

@SamHowells4 @FootballManager Must've been, it's not a game with major changes every year

@ryanbethell93 @FootballManager A that's shit. They must have been trying to make it too complicated if they can't complete it. And it would be shit if it's over complicated anyway

Sports Interactive regret to inform that, following extensive internal discussion and careful consideration with SEGA, we have made the difficult decision to cancel Football Manager 25.

@ScottishBantrr @DareToMitchell was this Kieran at @SamHowells4 stag/bbq? 👀

Who’s been this drunk

@aliiicakes @SamHowells4 I bet this is how you flirt

Today I was approached by someone at the gym who said “I’m leaving because your ass in those leggings is distracting me too much” 😭 Guys, is this how you shoot your shot?

@SamHowells4 @Iifting Sorry I couldn't find a meme that said right shoulder instead of left 🙄

@ryanbethell93 @Iifting It's actually my right. But thanks for depressing me 🙄

Literally so true

@SamHowells4 @fesshole Was it a bloke or woman?

@ryanbethell93 @fesshole Na it was funny. I jusy said I was living my best life 😂

Ordered a present for someone from a scam website. Had to ring the bank to get refunded but it would involve them looking at my activity and was too embarrassed for them to see my onlyfans outgoings. Needless to say I've spent another £420 on another coffee machine.

@SamHowells4 @fesshole Oh ffs you absolute melt 😂 bet that was embarrassing

@ryanbethell93 @fesshole Got brought up during my mortgage application appointment 🙈😂

@SamHowells4 @statmusefc @DareToMitchell 😴

@statmusefc @ryanbethell93 @DareToMitchell

Goals: 8 — Chelsea tonight 9 — Man United this PL season

@FootyHumour @DareToMitchell this is you down to a tee

When a trick-or-treater dares to knock on Roy Keane’s door tonight 😂 x.com/J_CartwrightN0…

@JoshJWoodhaus @bluntsiee

Cheryl Cole trying to contact Liam Payne

@UtdEIIis @DareToMitchell @SamHowells4 can you believe it?!

@DareToMitchell @MarvaMSK @SamHowells4 Actually a shit club

This is like X Factor bootcamp. Need live reactions of everyone who’s making it through to judges’ houses and who is getting culled.

@nocontextfm1 @SamHowells4 I bet you've started a few convos like this 😂😂

I’d be shocked if she doesn’t reply to me