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He’s fucking toilet Happy new year

How a 4 year masterplan leads to Will Jacks bowling the most overs in the game that seals a 10 day Ashes defeat is tactically diabolical

Brendon McCullum, Rob Key and anyone else who was involved in the decision to force Jimmy Anderson into early retirement just to serve up this tripe should be removed the second this series is done.

Keegan Bradley thinks Donald Trump flying over the course on Air Force One is going to turn US Ryder Cup fortunes... Pathetic. Not a serious captain. Not a serious team. Not a serious country. But enjoy the $200k, guys. At least your families won't starve.

Cool that they sent Bryson out with a 10 handicap make a wish kid, the Ryder Cup keeps innovating

The last time Scottie Scheffler played against Ludvig Aberg at the Ryder Cup he got beat 9&7 and cried live on TV. Will Scottie get revenge today or will Ludvig help Matt Fitzpatrick double his career points tally for Europe? Big game!

Some achievement from Garnacho to have the Ronaldo song reworded for him and then get the Tevez one within a couple of years

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys

If there is an Under 21 Euros, there should also be an Over 35 Euros. Legends of the game having one last roll of the dice to settle old scores and one last chance to win a major trophy.

27.5% - Man Utd have the 2nd lowest conversion rate of big chances this season in the Premier League (22/80). The League Average = 36.1% The Big Four in Misses: 14/16 - Garnacho 10/13 - Fernandes 7/9 - Zirkzee 7/10 - Hojlund Amad, in contrast, had 6 big chances and scored 5.

Thinking out loud albeit in a positive way. Can't help but feel that a win would have papered over lot of the cracks from the last 9 months. Massively trim the squad with no Europe, sign players who aren't motivated by UCL, make the hard decisions and massively clear the wage bill, sell anyone who doesn't have the mentality and the direction we want to go in, focus on building a playing style that instills confidence in fans & doesn't want to make us k*** ourselvers every 3 minutes given we will be playing 1 game a week next season, reset the mentality of the squad, build a squad that fans can trust and get behind & we can go again. It's upto the decision makers to utilise this opportunity to actually focus on doing what needs to done and take the hard and difficult decisions now. Forced myself to think positive for 5 mins straight. Actually feeling painful, livid, disappointed and broken. Genuinely man, f**k this club and everyone associated with it.

Manchester United is a team that makes me feel like if we’re 2-0 down in the final, i’d still think we can win it… but also the same team that could be 2-0 up & i’d still think we could lose it. I will not be mentally free til the final whistle.

Time to sell Onana. Shouldn’t be playing. Absolutely tragic.

Garnacho 🤝 poor control and running into defenders.

@JackDavidson53 @SkyFootball Might be the worst one I’ve seen in a long time

@SkyFootball Who’s gonna say it @ryanmorton17

When dribbling out from the back goes wrong 😬

Our forward players are mid table at best, absolutely fucking shite

Honestly Garnacho is so so so far off what you need from a top player. Fucking does my nut in

Points in their last 15 Premier League games: Everton: 21 Man Utd: 19

Ederson now has MORE Premier League assists than Antony... Ederson: 4 Antony: 3 The fact Antony is a winger and Ederson being a GOALKEEPER, this stat should not be real 🤣