Ryan Pattison 🦉
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Ryan Pattison 🦉
@ryanpattison
Very virtuous and trendy • Capitalist playboy and philanthropist • views are not my own
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Haziran 2009
408 Takip Edilen437 Takipçiler
Immediate expulsion from the Big Ten
Peter Hanson@_peterhanson
The City of Champaign is enacting an emergency order restricting the sale of alcohol on the U of I’s campus ahead of tomorrow’s Elite Eight matchup against Iowa. The mayor says it’s, “…to reduce the possibility of public safety hazards…” Hear about it tonight at 5 on WCIA 3.
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@MeyersPod You have to @ him. @grok remove Myles turner and replace with a can of garbage.
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🚨🚨HILARIOUS🚨🚨
CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY POSTED A HYPE-VIDEO FROM DISNEY OF HIM BEING A FATHER.
“Lotta people say Disney’s not for all dads…”
“I AM NOT ALL DADS…”
The best video you will watch this week.
💀💀💀
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Having Arkansas with the lowest odds is INSANE.
This team won THE BEST conference in America.
They are 13-3 over their last 16 games.
Don’t write off Calipari in March!
Kalshi Hoops@KalshiHoops
Odds to Advance to the Elite 8 today, via Kalshi: 77% — Arizona 74% — Purdue 59% — Houston 53% — Nebraska 47% — Iowa 41% — Illinois 26% — Texas 23% — Arkansas Will we see any upsets?
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@TerribleMaps The land bridge is for the all the trains we can’t build
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A proposed two-state solution with minimal complications
Minor details to be addressed
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@SubwayTakes 💯 . Diner by brass monkey is gone and I’m devastated
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New York City breakfast scene is mid !!
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@iam_johnw And they called a soft foul on the last Texas possession. Be real, man. No ones calling this at the buzzer
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@FDSportsbook If it’s decreasing from left to right why do you have Purdue in 4th?
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Sweet 16 schools account for almost half of the United States' corn production 🌽
We may need to rename the tournament "Corn Madness" 😭
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@IMAO_ It’s an aesthetic choice. Compare the first hp film to the last 3.
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People wonder why movies today are so darkly lit, and it's because we don't know how to light them like movies in the past. All the gaffers have retired or passed away, and there is no one left who knows how light works. Is it a particle or a wave? It's confusing.
Axel in Dune Mode🦇@AxelTalksFilm
the contrast is insane
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@wil_da_beast630 Right wing edge lords are running out of takes
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The left isn't going to watch because JK Rowland is transphobic, and the right won't watch it because they're racists. This is quite literally a show for nobody.
Derek Anderson-The D.A.@derekbwriting
Let's be clear. There's a lot of issues with this HBO Harry Potter series. Extra unnecessary added details, pointless raceswaps of minor characters that I, like many other Potterheads, could have overlooked. But Black Snape is such an insulting slap in the face it's a 100% deal breaker.
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Colts Rival Jerseys concept designs…
Which ones would you want to see?
(h/t @jpsportsdesign)
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Republicans who don’t even live here are gonna have some great takes
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Government must deliver for working people—and every dollar in our budget should work as hard as they do. That’s why I directed every agency to cut waste and help close our budget gap. Here’s some of what we found.
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Government must deliver for working people—and every dollar in our budget should work as hard as they do.
That’s why I directed every agency to cut waste and help close our budget gap.
Here’s some of what we found.
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Niggas acting like Kevin Ware tibia wasn’t in the internet
MasterLockz@MasterLockz
HOLY FUCK CRAZIEST INJURY IVE SEEN🤯🤯🤯 MOSES MOODY INJURY😱
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