Ryan Pattison 🦉
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Ryan Pattison 🦉
@ryanpattison
Very virtuous and trendy • Capitalist playboy and philanthropist • views are not my own

The City of Champaign is enacting an emergency order restricting the sale of alcohol on the U of I’s campus ahead of tomorrow’s Elite Eight matchup against Iowa. The mayor says it’s, “…to reduce the possibility of public safety hazards…” Hear about it tonight at 5 on WCIA 3.



Odds to Advance to the Elite 8 today, via Kalshi: 77% — Arizona 74% — Purdue 59% — Houston 53% — Nebraska 47% — Iowa 41% — Illinois 26% — Texas 23% — Arkansas Will we see any upsets?






the contrast is insane


Let's be clear. There's a lot of issues with this HBO Harry Potter series. Extra unnecessary added details, pointless raceswaps of minor characters that I, like many other Potterheads, could have overlooked. But Black Snape is such an insulting slap in the face it's a 100% deal breaker.






Government must deliver for working people—and every dollar in our budget should work as hard as they do. That’s why I directed every agency to cut waste and help close our budget gap. Here’s some of what we found.

HOLY FUCK CRAZIEST INJURY IVE SEEN🤯🤯🤯 MOSES MOODY INJURY😱














