Ryan Rabalais

@DannyJConrad you gotta get a post quit @reedt4723 reaction and shame him to hell.

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark I think @EthanKamps will go for 3 days and 3.5 hours. And then give up the win to @StoolMintzy due to too much widespread panic talk.

The @StoolAfterDark winner take all $30,000 Confinement Stream starts tomorrow immediately following The Yak Prediction Contest: How long will it last? Days / Hours / Minutes / Seconds Closest guess gets to antique Lucas next time they’re in Chicago (or can gift it to someone)

@DannyJConrad Danny we need more Reed

Pandemonium breaks out between Lucas and Reed during our dinner break

@TomScibelli You couldn’t have put it any better.

I am drowning this fucking horse’s face in water and he just refuses to drink it

@StooliesClub Name it after @nickturani dog Ernesto!

Big Cat starting a tortilla company just to get Barstool into Tortilla Con next year would be next level Larry David spite store type stuff

@DannyJConrad @iambarstoolgreg I love that he went outside to freak out but it was just all windows anyway so they could still see.

BREAKING: REED NAILED HIS FIRST INTERACTION WITH BRIANNA CHICKENFRY

@OhioTate Go live Tate

I can confirm that Keegs is less than 5 minutes from returning to the hotel where Sam Goldfinger awaits for what some are calling the debate of the century. She is extremely nervous ahead of the big matchup. Correction: She is not nervous at all. She is giddy with excitement.

@LucasGuido13 where and when are you going live?

@ConnorMook_ @BarstoolPAT @barstoolspringb Need @jakemalasek again

Live from the kitchen, back from dinner. @BarstoolPAT joining soon. Maybe others. Time for some @barstoolspringb red zone Yt - youtube.com/live/8nYTsGepV… Twitch - Twitch.tv/connormook

@OhioTate Mintzy reading a map was the best @StoolAfterDark I’ve seen!

“Take control of this. I want you to read this map” Mintzy has hit a wall and is no longer taking pictures. He wants to go home immediately.

Mintzy is pacing back and forth in my hotel room explaining why our Sales Team should send us to the LSU at Ole Miss football game this Fall. “I don’t see how that one can’t get sold” “It’d only get a fucking billion views”

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark That had to be @TBob53

Let’s play a little Guessing Game heading into tonight’s @StoolAfterDark Stream: Which member of the team do you think texted the group chat wondering if this Bowling Alley had beer towers? One guess only!

@OhioTate Almost won his bribe back!

Mintzy is flat out Lava Hot and you cannot even deny it at this point.

@BarstoolBigCat They certainty aren’t the only organization that has to think about making obvious moves. The Saints/Pelicans aren’t keen on making good moves either.

I can’t believe the Bulls actually did the thing that was so obvious and had to be done. Only organization where it was even a question on whether they would fire a truly awful front office but I guess they deserve credit for actually doing it.

Actually got some @BarstoolYak cards this time. Thank god @TJHitchings wasn’t able to get all of them this time.

@wingoz @NFL Still saying thank you those DR’s. #WhoDat

Health issues and physicals failed have altered the @NFL before. The Dolphins medical staff wouldn’t clear Drew Brees’s shoulder so they signed Daunte Culpepper instead and Brees had a HOF career in New Orleans

@LucasGuido13 @Honeybadgers28 Well then that doesn’t apply here. Wasn’t taking shots at anyone. I myself live in a new cheaply built apartment and I notice issues in these buildings. Haven’t had that thankfully. Good luck with the repairs tho.

@ryanrab @Honeybadgers28 my building has been around since the 1800s

This question is for Plummers ONLY On a scale of 1-10, how bad is it that there’s water falling out of my ceiling?

@Lawbie_ @LucasGuido13 This is perfect for minzys new task rabbit business.

@LucasGuido13 spin the wheel to see if you get to call someone to fix it or if you just have to live with it

@Honeybadgers28 @LucasGuido13 My guess is they all moved into new cheaply built apartment’s.

@LucasGuido13 Why are so many from barstool dealing with water issues in their apartments over the last year 🤣😭

@martymush The best line so far in this matchup. “Say it on 3 boys. 3…2…1.” - Marty

I love our team so much. Support the dawgs