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@mikeashbaugh Need more fries!

People are actually surprised that service workers who often get treated incredibly poorly, especially during the past year, aren't lining up to get their old jobs back?

Hells yeah, 2021 is gonna be….oh

For the record this was the US Capitol during the BLM Protestors

@mikeashbaugh ❤️

2020 really has been the worst. Can't think of a more disheartening year in my life.

@mikeashbaugh Now picture that same spring day, but also with a pre-peeled banana….

In my opinion, there is no better way to start a beautiful Spring day than to crank @Travistritt's "It's a Great Day to be Alive" with the windows down and a warm breeze rushing past your face.

The Giant Bombcast is up for some kind of USA Today Podcast March Madness thing! Vote if you like; we're in the Entertainment category. ftw.usatoday.com/2019/03/2019-u…

Lovely picture in this movie @AMCTheatres it’s been 15 minutes…

@TheFirstNoell3 “Girl, you fire”

I looked up how to flirt on WikiHow and I am pretty sure 98% of the males I interacted with in my life have followed those exact directions. 😂

@mikeashbaugh they need us at @SixFlagsDC absolutely trash

Condiment stand real appetizing @SixFlagsDC

I must have missed the epilepsy warning at the beginning of this @Eurovision broadcast

@sami_ho I’m not going to get into this debate, but are they really the worst?

@DanRyckert @alex_navarro This is like step 1 to your Sims death…

@mikeashbaugh Or clipped to their belts

It amazes me that people can still get lost in 2018 when literally everyone has a map of the world in their pockets.

At least the @Pirates giving up before the year starts saves me $116 on an MLB.TV subscription