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Pick that bastard out. @GooleUnitedAFC

ABSOLUTELY DISTGUSTING FROM TREADDUR BAY TOM TAYLOR SHOULD GET BANNED FOR LIFE DISGRACE!! @CPDPorthmadogFC

@FRMFXtra @AchrafHakimi @LewFranks1 @JacksonYates19

Achraf Hakimi est en pleure après un tacle assassin de Luis Díaz 🤯😱 Allah Ychafik @AchrafHakimi 🇲🇦😓

Pitch looking beautiful today. Kick off 14:00pm at Goole Town Cricket Club. Free match day programme available! Bar now open!

Everything about that shootout was absolutely hilarious 😂 £70m striker Sesko on pen 10 Man United’s two forward saviours missing Onana’s biscuit wrists The manager sat in the fetal position in the dugout Just glorious ❤️

Onana penalty shoot out highlights

HUMBER PREMIER LEAGUE South Cave United Vs Goole United AFC Kick off 2pm at South Hunsley @HumberPremier champions vs @ERCountyLeague Premiership champions

@ERCountyLeague @GooleUnitedAFC

⚽️ 2025/26 Season begins tomorrow afternoon 📆 All our opening day fixtures here fulltime.thefa.com/fixtures.html?… for games in our Premiership division #ercfl

📢 Fixture Wanted Goole United AFC First Team are looking to arrange an away friendly for this Saturday, 09/08/25, as our home pitch is currently unavailable. If your club is interested, please get in touch. Tag and share to help spread the word — thank you

Goole United AFC 1st team then face West Yorkshire League champions Littletown FC kick off 12PM. Lastly, Goole United Reserves then take on Littletown FC Reserves, kick off 2PM. We are still looking for more player sponsorships aswell! Please get in touch if you are interested.

TRAINING TONIGHT! We continue our club training tonight. ALL NEW PLAYERS WELCOME! Our new third team is starting to come along nicely and still looking for more players that are interested in joining.

DOUBLE HEADER Howden AFC 1st Team Vs Goole United 1st Team Kick Off 1PM Snaith High School Howden Reserves Vs Goole United Reserves Kick Off 3PM Snaith High School Come down and watch some free local football.

Season 24/25 completed 🏆 🏆

He did say he’d win in his second season. Congratulations!

HE Dean Champions 24/25

CUP FINALS DAY!! 2 finals on the same day, same ground, different times. 1st team kick off at 3pm Academy team kick off at 12pm Come on Goole United!

𝐂𝐔𝐏 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃𝐒 Tomorrow is a very big day for Goole United as a club. Both the 1st team & Academy team are in cup final action at the same ground!

Most annoying cunt in the world.

Saturdays result. Final league game of the 24/25 season. We won the league and we went unbeaten!

Last league game of the season. Sculcoates Academy VS Goole United St Mary’s College 14:00pm 23 out of 23 league games unbeaten with 1 more to go!

East Riding County Premiership Champions!