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@ryrybeitz18
Waiting for The Winds of Winter. I like physics and math and other things. Aspiring Cat Owner. Pantsuit Aficionado. he/him. 5
Buffalo, NY Katılım Ağustos 2010
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sex is intimate and sacred and you shouldn't share it with anyone that doesn't like project hail mary
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"Only bring the bare necessities to this expedition"
"What about my dog's giant gramophone?":
Art Encyclopedia@artenpedia
During an expedition of the South Pole, a dog enjoys the gramophone, 1911.
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@SkinnyTuna All the software engineers would quit to go work at the dick sucking factory
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they should invent a job where you just suck dick and it pays the same as a software engineer
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People under 30 might not remember that we could go weeks without hearing from or thinking about the President of the United States.
SNEAKO@sneako
I miss Barack Obama man
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Acting like nothing happened… they probably strapped him down, wiped his memory and reprogrammed him like the Winter Soldier
Buitengebieden@buitengebieden
Olaf on a little walk.. 😊
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“I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.”
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
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The Vatican once declared a 150lb rodent to be a fish
Venezuelan clergy wrote to Rome in 1784
They were surrounded by capybaras and facing 40 days of Lent
Their description: semi-aquatic, webbed feet, tastes like fish
Rome had never seen one, but approved it
Capybara is still a traditional Good Friday delicacy in Venezuela today
The dispensation was never rescinded
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@RGA This is Major Tom to tech support
I’m clicking on the tab
But it’s acting in a most peculiar way
And the menu ribbon looks quite different today
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Imagine being prompted to sign in with Authenticator from here
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
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JESUS: so do you still celebrate the day I was crucified?
ME: oh yeah, it's a major holiday
JESUS: and what is it called? Sad Friday?
ME: ...
JESUS: tragic Friday?
ME: ...
JESUS: WHAT IS IT CALLED
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It's always yes to bombs, but no to our babies. This is what America last looks like.
FactPost@factpostnews
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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Congratulations AG Blanche. Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
Todd Blanche@DAGToddBlanche
Pam Bondi led this Department with strength and conviction and I’m grateful for her leadership and friendship. Thank you to President Trump for the trust and the opportunity to serve as Acting Attorney General. We will continue backing the blue, enforcing the law, and doing everything in our power to keep America safe.
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It's likely that experienced generals are telling Hegseth his Iran war plans are unworkable, disastrous, and deadly.
Also, Hegseth is firing a ton of experienced generals right now.
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
JUST IN - Pete Hegseth fires two more generals, David Hodne and William Green Jr., alongside Army Chief Of Staff Randy George — Reuters
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100% there was a dispute over a ground invasion.
Clash Report@clashreport
BREAKING: Hegseth has asked U.S. Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George to step down and retire immediately. Source: CBS
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