Cicak Cobain

Stone Age? At a time when you were still in caves searching for fire, we were inscribing human rights on the Cyrus Cylinder. We endured the storm of Alexander and the Mongol invasions and remained; because Iran is not just a country, it is a civilization.

Orang yang buat polisi pakai Range Rover, pakai BMW, pakai Alphard. Mana dia tahu pasal rakyat pakai Bezza loan 9 tahun dapat dua airbag. Mana dia tahu Proton X50 kalau rosak spare part kena tunggu sampai berjanggut kat service center Yang dia tahu ada orang bisik ke dia, "Dato' tolonglah, kalau brand luar masuk macam mana company saya nak survive" Yang bisik ke dia tu pun pakai Mercedes, anak dia pakai Honda FL5. Ada kau nampak Menteri pakai Bezza? Kau ingat dia faham?

“Hits areas not in Hezbollah’s control” What a weird way to say Israel attacks civilians.

Iranian President when he finds out that roughly 50% of U.S. adults cannot read a book written at an eighth-grade level.

It’s an ASEAN thing

Respect Italy ✊

No U.S. President should be able to withdraw from NATO without Senate approval. Thankful my colleagues in Congress passed this bipartisan measure.

🚨‼️ BREAKING 💥 After Trump claimed that White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt was responsible for his drop in popularity due to her frequent errors, Iran released the CV of Armed Forces Spokesman Ibrahim Dhoul-Faqari: 🔸 Bachelor's in Mathematics 🔸 Master's in Mathematics 🔸 PhD in Western Philosophy 🔸 Fluent in four languages: Persian, English, Arabic, and Hebrew. Additionally, he possesses extensive field experience and real-world operational background. Meanwhile, just yesterday, the US Vice President stated that UFOs exist but are not extraterrestrial—they are demons. 😳 And they still wonder why Iran hasn't fallen yet. The ignorant never understand anything; they live on ideology and sickly passions. A total humiliation. 😂

I lived through Yeltsin, and Trump's behavior mirrors him so precisely it's disturbing. The same clownish performance. The same promises. The same destruction of a country while the leader talks nonsense and dances. Dear Americans, good luck.

To the people of the United States of America

We never sought war... To our brothers & sisters in Malaysia: thank you for standing with us.

seeing a lot of "higher gas prices won't affect me because I don't drive very much" and unfortunately it is my sad duty to inform you that your food does not teleport to the grocery store

You’ve been making WUDHU your whole life, but no one told you these 5 secrets. And once you know… you’ll Never make Wudhu the same again.

Unpopular Opinion: Iran must bring the global economy to its knees. By doing so without being destroyed, Iran ensures that the next time some random country tries to bring them to their knees (no names mentioned), every other country in the world will say "Stop! The last time you did that we all suffered badly. We won't tolerate that again." For Iran, it is a win for the long term, not just today.

The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.

TRUMP: “The world respects us right now more than they have ever respected us before.” - France: closes airspace to our military - Italy: closes their airbase to our military - Spain: closes their bases to our military - Poland: refuses to provide missile batteries to us. Trump doesn’t understand what respect means.

LARA TRUMP: “This anti-war retired General has no idea what it means to serve in the military.” This has to be the dumbest comment on the internet so far in 2026.

Translation: "I started something I can't finish and broke something I can't fix so I'm going to walk away and pretend it's your fault"

Nothing says "America First" like launching a war for a foreign regime while trying to profit as young soldiers are sent off to die. This war of choice is imposed on both Americans and Iranians.

@meinmokhtar Baru tahu meinngl ni banyak kelentong jer…

Takda video aku tak caya