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@Sn35190318 @Dave42065 @trbrtc @KristinNap95 *Two* schools full of kids

@Dave42065 @trbrtc @KristinNap95 The fat pedo traitor bombed a whole school full of kids what makes this hard to believe

A first look at an apparent tungsten pellet from the U.S. strikes on Lamerd, Feb. 28. PrSM is designed to detonate above target and disperse thousands of these pellets outward. Our analysis shows they killed at least 21 people, including girls who were at volleyball practice.

@trbrtc @Bratt_world So much for 'precision'

@Bratt_world Yes, they are designed to detonate just above its target. Since the weapon is so new, it's more difficult to assess whether they intended to strike the sports hall, school and residential areas, whether it was a design flaw or manufacturing defect, or improper target selection.

@HonTonyAbbott *Dismissive wanking gesture*

Australia might still be the world's best place to live but we're letting ourselves down big time. Four weeks into the Iran war: 10% of our servos wholly or partially out of fuel. 30% of farmers worried they lack the diesel to sow or harvest their crops. Flights being cancelled. No Australian-flagged fleet of tankers that could be tasked with a fuel rescue mission; with no naval ships capable of helping to break any Iranian blockade; and with no Australian air power yet despatched to the Middle East to help the US-Israel campaign against an apocalyptic theocracy, even though the Straits will never be secure while it lasts. Successive governments convinced themselves that an 'unstoppable green energy transition' meant access to fossil fuels was neither necessary nor desirable. That was always a fantasy, and now we're paying the price. Fossil fuels are still responsible for 90% of our energy needs. The Bondi massacre was a wake up call on social cohesion. The Iran war is a wake up call on national resilience. Dealing with both means recovering the self-belief needed for Australia to stay Australian. Time to face facts on energy. Read my latest at The Tony Abbott Newsletter: tonyabbott.au/p/fuel-insecur…

@HPBaylo @thereisnobeth facebook.com/groups/1671991…

@thereisnobeth 🤣🤣🤣 Sweetie I'm fvcking Australian Noone goes can I have a halal snack pack. You go I'll have a snack pack please and they ask do you want cheese & what sauce do u want Again Halal refers to the meat to let Muslims know they can eat it It's not called a Halal snack pack

I love that Australia calls it a Halal Snack Pack bc we just call it Meat on Chips

@Brocklesnitch Fuck that guy

Remembered when I posted this at the time and received a lot of fatphobia but this one was the funniest bc come on find a photo where I’m not being embraced by someone who loves me surrounded by friends

@Kwanghoaxeon @shanaka86 Apart from a puff piece in the Daily Mail

@shanaka86 This is how middle powers signal seriousness in modern war—quiet capability, sovereign control, and a message delivered without saying a word.

BREAKING. The country President Trump called “very late as usual” just parked a nuclear submarine within Tomahawk range of Iran. HMS Anson, an Astute-class nuclear-powered attack submarine, is now positioned in the northern Arabian Sea with cruise missiles capable of reaching targets deep inside Iranian territory. Britain did not announce this with a press conference. The Daily Mail published the positioning. The submarine speaks for itself. HMS Anson left Perth earlier this month and traveled 5,500 miles to the Arabian Sea. It carries Tomahawk Block IV cruise missiles and Spearfish heavyweight torpedoes. Its Rolls-Royce reactor will not need refuelling for 25 years. Its pump-jet propulsor makes it one of the quietest submarines in any navy. It does not need to surface to strike. It does not need permission from Washington. Starmer authorises launches through Permanent Joint Headquarters at Northwood. This is a British weapon under British command. The sequence matters. On the first day of the war, Iran fired two intermediate-range ballistic missiles at Diego Garcia, a British territory in the Indian Ocean. Neither hit. Trump publicly criticised the UK as “very late” and “disappointing” in its response. Starmer initially hesitated on US requests to use British bases for strike operations. Then Britain authorised the use of UK bases, including Diego Garcia, for operations to prevent Iran from attacking ships in the Strait of Hormuz. Iran responded by warning that British lives are now at risk. Britain responded by sending a submarine that can put a Tomahawk through a window in Tehran from underwater without surfacing. The escalation ladder from “very late” to nuclear attack submarine took less than three weeks. Starmer’s calculation is not ideological. It is economic. The UK imports significant quantities of LNG and oil through Gulf supply routes. The Strait of Hormuz carries approximately 20 percent of global seaborne oil trade. British energy prices are already surging from the Hormuz closure. British pharmaceutical supply chains depend on Indian manufacturers who depend on Gulf crude. The same supply-chain vulnerability that connects Modi’s Nowruz phone call to Ohio pharmacies connects Starmer’s submarine deployment to British gas bills. The submarine is not defending democracy. It is defending heating costs. The Astute-class is the most capable attack submarine Britain has ever built. Seven are planned. Five have been commissioned. HMS Anson, the fifth, entered service in 2022. At 97 metres and 7,800 tonnes submerged, it carries a crew of 98 in a hull designed to operate at depths exceeding 300 metres. It is smaller than the American Virginia-class but rated quieter by multiple independent assessments. It carries fewer missiles but needs fewer sailors. In a strait where stealth matters more than volume, the boat that cannot be heard is more dangerous than the fleet that can be seen. The UK is now the third nation with strike capability deployed in the war theatre, after the United States and Israel. France has the Charles de Gaulle carrier group for air operations. Greece has a Patriot battery defending Saudi refineries. Twenty-three nations signed a statement. But only Britain has put a nuclear-powered platform carrying land-attack cruise missiles underwater in the Arabian Sea with the authority to fire them on the Prime Minister’s order. Trump said late. Starmer sent a submarine. The missile it carries can reach Tehran. The reactor that powers it will not need fuel until 2047. And the man who authorises the launch is the same man Iran threatened by name when it said British lives are at risk. The threat was noted. The submarine arrived. Full analysis: open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@FappingYoungLad @0bungler Quietly nodding...

@AdenGlaven1994 Everyone is too much of a super-cop here.

Melbourne fare evaders are weaksauce compared to this

@WhackNicholson Yeah but what about her breasts?

@jonkudelka Also, Stephen King still gets paid for library books.

Extraordinary take from a cooked unit.

@thomas_violence First quote tweet - Menswear Guy.

@Jan26thFacts @Jenson_Melanie @Kate_McClymont Are you his mum?

You know you have reached peak insanity when a Boney M video is not only an exhibit in the #Lehrmann trial but it’s trending on Twitter/X 😜

@FelixLyran MORON more like.

@ComradeAmberTee @JayPHell1 Start doing the bombing for them.

Look how crestfallen this cunt is at having to say the US will rein in the genocidal maniacs they've been propping up.

@MildCuthbert @AsFarce Auto fire, with rotating drum magazines . Sweet.

@AsFarce Tolkien really screwed up by not giving everyone sick ass crossbows

Warrior putting a sticker on his sword that says "This machine kills goblins."

@tommorris32 @batshit_auspol "Don't mention the barrels"

A memo from the South Australian Tourism Commission telling interstate media not to refer to Adelaide as ‘Radelaide’ or ‘The City of Churches’ 🤣

@kentkoalasafl @tommorris32 There are more sex shops than churches.

@tommorris32 Objecting to “City of Churches” is fair enough as it is such a cliche. Any journo using it should hand in the credentials immediately and start writing for The Australian.

@TheCinesthetic @shirtsthtgohard Same

Whole Day I'm F*cking Busy.

@RabidLagomorph Hook up a trailer

It’s pissing down rain, the roads are hazardous, and visibility sucks. Or as Sydney drivers apparently call it: peak “drive like a dickhead” weather.

@amymcquire Wow, a free holiday to Apartheid will do that to you it seems.

This is what Nova Peris said about Zomi Frankcom - who was murdered by the IDF. Peris is a hate-filled callous person and a genocide apologist.