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Jake Paul AND tosspot tate received whoopins in one weekend... and the Grinch's heart grew three sizes this christmas

@ConnorMichaels @SalomeRitchie4 @virginmedia I see they are being their usual reliable selves then...

@sHitmanPlays @SalomeRitchie4 @virginmedia Same area and it tells me there’s a problem

virgin media down rn in Manchester 🤦🏾‍♀️ @virginmedia

@elonmusk My Mrs just got made redundant... cant wait for AI to contribute to my mortgage...

The most likely outcome is that AI and robots make everyone wealthy. In fact, far wealthier than the richest person on Earth 👀 By this, I mean that people will have access to everything from medical care that is superhuman to games that are far more fun that what exists today. We do need to make sure that AI cares deeply about truth and beauty for this to be the probable future.

I decided to start a workout on my watch at an Electric Callboy gig last night... all the beers are now guilt free #pumpit

@RealDannyTommo Nothing but a recruitment drive for bonnie blues next stunt... tossers

I need the working-class men of England to stand up. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✝️✝️✝️ Yes, I’m talking directly to the scaffolders, the builders, the plumbers, the bricklayers, the mechanics, the roofers, the sparkies (electricians), the carpenters, the joiners, the groundworkers, the plant operators, the lorry drivers, the steel fixers, the tilers, the decorators, the engineers, the fitters, the gas men, the heating installers, the window fitters, the landscapers, the drainage lads, the forklift drivers, and every single man who builds and keeps this country running. I’m also talking to the scaffolding bosses, the brick firm owners, the site managers, the contractors, and the trades bosses who know exactly how powerful your lads are when they stand shoulder to shoulder. England needs you now. We will convince your employers to pay you a day’s wage, because this is bigger than just a job. It’s about standing up for your country, your families, and your future. No women. No children. Just the men of England and Britain, showing yourselves in the biggest way this country has ever seen. Stand tall. Stand proud. England is calling. DATE TBC

@MattiHaapoja 🤞🤞🤞

I have a theory that AI “viral” content will be the death of the algorithm. I’m not sure the social media companies can keep up the cleaning act. And hopefully that leads us to going back to the follow/subscribe button actually making a difference.

@TaraBull808 What's @TonyHinchcliffe up to now?

What is the name of this exercise?

@lostinvegas83 Id see your point if Drake had his own lyrics to give.. "the boy" has got a whole gang of daddies writing for him...

Last tweet. I promise. Hear me out. They go again. Drake gives his lyrics to a random battle rapper. Kendrick does the same. No one knows but them. They perform it in front of a neutral audience that knows nothing. I have an idea of what the result would be. Peace. I’m out lol

@markhoppus I never thought.. I'd du du du dum *click click* .. I laughed the loudest who'd of known

Addams Song

@MattiHaapoja Sony a6000.. because it's all I have 🤣... I am just a hobbyist though

What is your main go to camera right now that you own? And what’s the majority of your work? (Weddings, internal videos, commercials, narrative, YouTube etc).

@Kiwion what do elephants and beer have in common? they both come in pints.

IT COMES IN PINTS??

@anon_opin People should do their due diligence when selecting an artist. Any reputable tattoo artist will have a portfolio of their work and be honest about their skill set.

There should be an art test as well as a hygiene test for tattoo artists. Some of the shit people are walking around with on themselves is truly shameful.

@instagram why is your account recovery so fucking dogshit? I've been hacked and you have no way of just contacting someone to get it sorted?

Northern rail are an absolute shit show. It's criminal that they can get away with such dog shit service but still increase prices year on year #northernrail

@ErinCharlotte83 @northernassist Utter trash service as usual. Every train from Manchester heading that way has been cancelled since at least 6:15 when I got to salford crescent

@sHitmanPlays @northernassist Ahh sorry, I’m not there yet. I always check before I’m ready to set off as there’s always something cancelled or delayed

Good morning, we are here to assist 😃

@ErinCharlotte83 @northernassist I'm at salford trying to go the other way and they're telling us there's a broken down train at Lostock... you're at Lostock with no idea why trains are cancelled goongbthis way... seems legit

@northernassist Any reason why the trains from Lostock to Manchester are being cancelled?

@AmazonUK your drivers are not welcome to open our front door without any attempt to knock or ring the bell. Outrageous breach of privacy, boundaries and safety. we have animals that could escape. My wife is at home all day so can answer the door. Not on.

@Syndicate @SyndicateOG 🤦

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@rickygervais 🤣 one of ours sings in the bathtub cause the acoustics are perfect for him.. shame it's always in the middle of the night.

The cat loves the new house, by the way. She stations herself in the hall and meows because she likes the echo 😂