Farm Hooker

Also Applause x All The Things She Said 🔥🔥 @ShyBoy you were amazing

Heard the best Satisfaction x Schieße mashup at Precinct oh my god I was so gagged 😩

Calling my good ex my “boyfriend once removed”

Alright pal. That does it. Now you’re fucking with some wet ass pussy

Going on a date with a girl that is perfectly fine and available: ehh whatever Going out with a girl I absolutely can’t have in any way: WOAH MAMA

this is how it feels to be a lesbian when my friends start thirsting over the most mid men

“Whose pussy is this??” Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

Nobody: Madonna in 2005:

you stop lifting for a week and then youre stupid and fat and and worthless and lost 5lbs of muscle AND gay

Choose your Pombon wisely #PokemonWindsWaves

Just looked her up on insta and she posted my tattoo. She wants me 😩

alysa liu doing a lady gaga medley ugh she did this for ME

i don’t think yall are prepared for the number of homosexuals in the park this season if true

nós latinos devotos de santa gaga

Tonight was for Americano and Alejandro truthers

We really gonna watch 28 straight minutes of Maki giving #BeltToASS to them zenin niggas tomorrow lmao

Maki ☠️

Just finished Misery 📖 4/5 Girls just wanna have fun ☺️

Played pool with a hot lesbian and she demolished me. As it should be. Amen.

Met my dream woman at the tattoo parlor but she was engaged 😔