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@Thuranira_1 One would be worried especially if they are Kikuyus. Other Kenyans don't have a problem

The only problem of registering property in your mother’s name is that, upon her death, the property forms part of her estate, meaning your siblings may legally claim a share of it. Register a Trust and let the Trust own your property.

If A Girl Slapped You Right Now What Would You Do? 💀😂

@Asmali77 Mvua ni baraka

I came to Mombasa to get some sun. I am met with some heavy rain.

@_falsi1ke They are just surviving and you qlare part of thelat strategy. It has nothing to do with you

As a man, what is that harsh truth you have come to accept about women?

@GathogoBMwangi @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Surcharge interest

2 days before @Safaricom_Care launched MyOneApp, I deposited 152k intended to go to an MMF account. They locked my access and the say I will have to be in Kenya to relogin. Now isn’t this enough grounds to sue @SafaricomPLC for derailing my investment and demand damage?

@onjolo_kenya The catch, you habe to prove you have no income. That brings you in for scrutiny

KRA has scrapped the Nil Returns requirement. If you have no income, you can now apply for a “PIN with No Obligation” meaning no annual filing stress. The catch? The moment you start earning, you must update your status and file returns, or penalties will follow. NB: This only applies to new PIN holders for now existing holders will be brought on board at a later stage.

@mbiti_mwondi The only therapy Africans need is physical

Does your county have a psychiatrist or your governor believes mental health is witchcraft? I see very many healthcare advertisements in counties but I don’t see psychiatrists employed as consultants,we need to move from treating mental illness like it is a joke! We need more of these waheshimiwas getting schizophrenia and other illness wajue it’s no joke. Let’s put the discussion of mental health at the heart of every healthcare discussion!

@ThrillaRilla369 Whose responsibility is it?

Be honest… do you think it’s your responsibility to take care of your parents?

Men, Once your woman helps you ascend to the pinnacle of success, Demote her or decelerate her speed or even drop her, Don't be nice to Kingmakers. Kingmakers usurp power and destroy kings. That's why your woman shouldn't be part of your enterprise. #MasculinitySaturday

@mbiti_mwondi Welcome to corporate beuracracy

I am tired of having very many meetings without tangible results (money), bwana if I was to make money from every meeting I hold ngekua that rich pal living in Karen😂😂. I am beginning to hate meetings and it’s worrying.

Mnalia hapa Gaucho is in the board of a hospital yet the Qualification of an MP is a Form Four certificate.🤣

@NjiruAdv Focus on your father

Well, well, well well Kenyens, let’s face it. This matter of Raila’s will to be buried in 72 hours is suspect..There are emerging questions:- 1.Who was the executor of this will? 2.When was the will written? 3.Who were the mandatory witnesses who witnessed Raila execute the will? 4.Was the will one sided that is to say, the alleged will only provided on how and when Raila was to be buried? 5. How did Ruto get to know that Raila had left a will? 6.Which Advocate drafted this will and at what time did he disclose to Ruto that Raila had left will? 7. Didn’t they will provide on how Raila’s estate was to be distributed? 8. How comes that William Ruto was the first to learn about the will even before the family could learn of it?

@Thuranira_1 People should however note that small claims are for contracts below KES 1m entered in into for goods or services duly delivered and legally claimable. Not help me with 20k I refund on a future date.🙂

1. Download the Statement of Claim form. 2. Fill in your details together with those of the Respondent. 3. Clearly narrate your case and state the relief sought, e.g., a refund of Ksh 100,000 plus interest and costs. 4. Sign the Statement of Claim. 5. Attach all supporting evidence, e.g., M-Pesa statements. 6. Create an e-filing account. 7. File the completed Statement of Claim together with all documents. 8. Pay the filing fees and download the mention notice. 9. Serve the Respondent promptly and file a Certificate of Service. 10. Attend court as scheduled. If you can't do all these,hire a lawyer. Simple( in Atwoli's voice)

@silverpenydr Take the lampsum. Those motherfuckers can just decide to kill you to stop the payment

You can only pick one- 1. 100k per day 2. 100m at once 3. 10k per minute 4. 1k per second. Let me see how smart you all are 😂😂

@k_laus1 Because anything below 6ft belongs to the government

Bangi ikiwa kwa shamba ni yako but gold ikiwa kwa shamba ni ya serikali.

@AtworiYa Morden day Dadelus and Icarus

Uku nje mnatumianga nini....😂

Keir Starmer has announced that all schools in England will be ordered to ban smartphones after the prime minister bowed to pressure from the Conservative Party, teachers and parents. ft.trib.al/lTyCK5M

Today has confirmed one thing. That Mt. Kenya indeed decides who is president. But Luo Nyanza decides if the President stays or not. Yes, you voted for Ruto. You made him president, but to remove him, it is for us to decide. Unfortunately for them we have decided Ruto must stay. It's called checks and balances.

@gpdkaluma 100%. This was a wasted Luo sperm

NO! You decreed LGBTQ perversion and made it a condition for support, grants and aid by the USA government and organizations.

@NelsonHavi As long as he satisfies the qualification to serve in the Board, why not?

Let Gaucho serve in the Board. He is up to the task. Besides, there are people of lesser competence than him who sit in the Cabinet.