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It must be torture when i talk about my dreams

Isn’t it boring when i talk about my dreams

Whenever im nice and patient and understanding towards a man i remember Adriana La Cerva and i snap back to reality

Rite of passage as a woman is making peace with being disliked. Not to be confused with being smug (gloating and feeling superior in being disliked by one group because another “better” group has picked you). You have to be okay with truly standing alone and being self possessed.

@beammeupblocki Like ? Literally the solution

Ok eat the dck up then

A lot of these bitches need jobs

Couple hours late from work today. My cat yelled at me and is laying on my chest purring loudly as i type this

Alligators are extremely intelligent animals with memories and complexity. Even if they are brainless nothings they deserve compassion. I hate people that are nasty towards innocent creatures more than anything

me when i use fat as an insult in front of one of my fat friends

@FearedBuck Jesus Christ i hope he dies soon

I’m the kinda feminist to call a male centered bitch ugly

Male centered women are just naturally ugly sowwwwyyy

I NEED YOU OUT IN JAMAICA. RELAXING.

I’m the type of bitch to get a 100 minute hot stone massage and process my entire childhood during it. I want to hug my parents

i’m trash at dating as soon as u like someone else’s pic im cheating

@AutoAnathema Too little information?

@sabyrinths TLI

My g string is so far up my ass right now at this moment. It hurts

@Brumairian It’s something more sinister

@sabyrinths Underf*cked

Why are so many American women emotionally unregulated