Apokryphos

Why has everyone been everywhere already?

Took the day off tomorrow

Jenna Barton - "Darker Rooms" (2019)

@4vataruniverse Sign to watch it again?

The ideal date

@starrysomnium Spriggan

Today's fit

@sabyrinths TLI

My g string is so far up my ass right now at this moment. It hurts

Told management I'm committed to not figuring things out

Really fw people who can go on about an interest of theirs without repeating themselves

A beautiful old Victorian glass greenhouse.

@cimerians Perdido Street Station

art by Olly Jeavons 👽 #scifiart

@lettpoupette Jawel. Maar wortel of courgette kan ook

@AutoAnathema neeeee champignons horen niet in spaghetti!! )):

Eat your vegetables

@urfavemmm The thirst trap meta keeps evolving

whys unbuckling pants so hot

“I guess I’ll go see the chick in the kitchen.”

Your father stocking up on that food you liked that one time

@untimelysalts Is this real? Please let it be.

@daniellellecco Good luck!

so I’m interviewing for a job I am very excited about; it’s for a company that does social media management, and the focus would be on building models and data-driven features to help companies build and maintain their brands; very much in the text as data space

@buffys It's a trap

post your body card

@stephenRB4 As if there isn't an abundance of slop already

Reports that a ‘sequel’ is being made to the Lord of the Rings movies. This is a very, very bad idea.