Scott Chapman

Doritos say the have more range than my playlist. They haven't seen my playlists. Also, my wife would say my playlists are all bad, so maybe not the best selling point.

English vocabulary test. Works for everyone - from a beginner to a native speaker. myvocab.info/en #vocabulary #test #english #myvocab

@QuinnyPig @awscloud If your keynote has to have a health and safety notice, you're doing it wrong. Unless it is a L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N conference.

Good news: if you’re sensitive to flashing lights or allergic to fragrances, @awscloud re:Invent is prepared to accommodate you not at all.

⏰ Two weeks to go! Want to see what’s happening on your mainframe right now, not 15 minutes ago? Join Scott Chapman to explore SMF 98 & 99 data and learn how sub-minute CPU insights reveal issues traditional intervals miss. Register now: bit.ly/3IIDUSg

Sitting here listening to the Delta gate agent calling people to explain their LGA flight is on a 3 hour ground stop and so they've added a backup flight via ATL to their itinerary if they can get to CMH in time. Nice proactive customer service.

@SHAREhq Thanks! (Especially to everyone who filled out their session evaluations!)

Congrats to Angelica Giraldo, Rachita Issar and Jennifer Bates Scott! Their SHARE Washington, D.C., session, "Stilettos in Tech: Women's Voices, Women's Challenges," has been named Best Session: Strategic Partner!

Post-Thanksgiving @thrivent cause kit assembling #winetowater #solarbuddy

I think the Kia vulnerability shows that banning connected Chinese cars is insufficient. Perhaps time to think about banning connected cars altogether. Or at least providing some regulatory boundaries. samcurry.net/hacking-kia

doc I need is hosted on github, but @github is currently an angry pink unicorn. Guess I'll put this task aside for the moment. Don't think I've ever seen github down. Earlier today Strava was down. Bad hump day for the internet?

On board for my flight to #SHAREkc2024 and hope to see lots of you at 17:00 in Neptune A for my "60 years of Pushing Performance Boundaries with the Mainframe" session.

Amazon just sent me an email saying "Protect yourself from Prime membership scams ... Scammers might send fake email attachments or say you are being charged a costly fee." Some would argue that Prime itself is "a costly fee".

@thehelpdeskgirl Especially the VGA cables. I mean if I threw out all my VGA cables and then needed one had to buy one, that would be embarrassing. (Why I would need one is unknown.)

This is me.

@thehelpdeskgirl wheely nice!

rate my setup

@thehelpdeskgirl @microcenter Been giving @Microcenter my money since 1988 when I came to Columbus. Was a single store on Lane Ave, but the building they were in at the time appeared to previously house multiple stores but they were now all separate Microcenter departments.

in withdrawal after visiting my first @microcenter

For the first time in my life, I think the delivered sandwich lived up to its menu board picture. I can't say it was the best brisket ever, but it was a very good fast food sandwich! @Arbys

@10TV Near Kilbourne #aurora #NorthernLights

A strong solar storm made way for Ohioans across the state to experience the northern lights Friday night. 10tv.com/article/news/l…

Northern lights in central Ohio!

@mjburk2000 Thanks! Same to you!

@sachapman Happy belated birthday! Hope it was great!

@gedamore @kellabyte @APVanDevender And that future person may in fact be you! I always try to be kind to my future self.

It’s absolutely shocking how many companies source code I’ve seen that have zero comments in their code bases.

Cinco de Mayo at @ChileVerdeCafe #cvcinco24 !