Cal

figured i better introduce myself. hi, im cal, 25, yaoiful history enthusiast my interests include: ☆hockey (pwhl) ☆heated rivalry ☆dragon age ☆baldur's gate 3 ☆mass effect ☆elder scrolls ☆simulators ☆tomodachi ☆interview with the vampire

🤏 #hollanov #heatedrivalry #fankid

@stup1demojobug if i considered tweeting every time i did on my priv mia would block me every where im just a man

so how many of you have actually rubbed one off reading hollanov fics?

@skipbint ROOKIE MISTAKES YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS ILL THINK OF YOU AS I WALK DOWN THE ALTAR

as an author who did write a long fic (88k) (it took me 5 months): no one wants to read a wip, low engagement. you finish your wip and people still won’t read it bc it’s not exactly the right characterisation of the characters. (just read HR if you only want RR’s version)

sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

wait lmaoaoaooaoa reply and i’ll do this when i get off work 😍

listen i cant defend shane for not listening to music bc i get annoyed by shuffle. i listen to 1. set lists 2. my fuck ass discography playlists that only contain 1 artist/band in a specific order that pleases my brain

@DJ4RINS i only have snapchat bc thats where me and my sister talk shit specifically. firefox is for no ads youtube.

what’s ur wallpaper #exposeyourself #nosytwt

@DJ4RINS i also follow this 1 specific train. thats it.

@DJ4RINS watch the grinch every day for 7 years idk how to replicate the level of autism on my fyp

is anyone else on grinch’s wife tiktok? lmk.

hello oomfs and oomfettes i have made a priv so reply if you want to see my lapse in judgements and my animals

collecting oomfies feeling like thanos with a full gauntlet i should not have this power i belong in a padded room

this is what hollanov’s kids will see their whole life whenever their dads will drive them somewhere

yall are making me feel like a cis man the way i think im gonna land the plane (write something)

@DJ4RINS i literally just got told to pick up a pen by someone else my heads getting bigger soon ill believe i can land the plane

@sacrificebooty we all have those days 🫂

i think ilya calls shane daddy at random times just to piss him off

@pomodor8 this is the 2nd time ive heard this in the last hour im going to get a bigger head

@sacrificebooty bro YOU should pick up the pen!!!!!!

Guys do u see my vision?

Nothing brings me more joy than reading oomfs’ fics and smaus, like I’m so glad to be associated with such creative and talented people

@pomodor8 gotham doesnt stand a chance without batman (ilya had ripped the panties to shreds)

@sacrificebooty OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE?

@pomodor8 i do feel like ilya would be jealous of batman being that close to shane's leaky tip tho (WHO SAID THAT)

@sacrificebooty Ok well😔

@DJ4RINS some days i have the hubris of achilles and sometimes i am a worm

@sacrificebooty cal you gotta get more confident in yourself my friend #noshame