Kidney Girl

funniest part about the liking pictures discourse is that as a man you can still consume the content with your eyes and not tap the screen. you guys are knuckleheads.

I lowkey just endure and endure and endure and endure and well you get it

canadians be like "thank you!" to the bus driver

Canadians be like can I get a double double

tonight my husband said he doesn’t think human bodies were made to harm each other because the bones in our hand are so fragile that it hurts to hurt

just checked my car’s oil level i’ve never felt less feminine in my life