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Townes Van Can't

@sad_surfer

I’m what happens when a Cowboy starts Surfing. DTX

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Townes Van Can't@sad_surfer·
Support local Oak Cliff businesses.
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Johnny Appleseed should have an evil arch nemesis named Petey Kudzu and all he does is spread Kudzu seeds and other invasive plants in the US deep south
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friendscallmeJay@Jaypotta·
Thinking about how it’s been almost a decade since Sturgill ripped “Call to Arms” on SNL and it still hits like fucking CRACK wyd
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RIZZsatz Haderach@matthackster·
@cihisi2001 @sad_surfer You could carve a dozen small cities/towns out of the DFW Metroplex that would be as cool as any place you'd ever wanna live in this country...
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Townes Van Can't@sad_surfer·
Seriously Dallas has its problems but I live in Oak Cliff and spend a lot of time in deep Ellum. Both neighborhoods are rich with culture and history and things to do.
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x - Alison 🌾@alison_renner·
People who say Dallas has no culture are the same people coming home from work, heating up leftovers, and putting on a tv show to scroll their phone every night There are 30 different things going on every night in each neighborhood if you just leave your house to try new things
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big content guy@bigcontentguy·
the dude perfect twins sold me fentanyl behind a buc-ee’s in frisco
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steely danielson@AlmotsGraps·
son I'm at a birthday party rn I am fucking crying
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DrPopCulture@DrPopCultureUSA·
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David AttenBruh@AlHendiify·
we talk a lot about John Brown (shout out) and we should be talkin about Joe Pullen, a sharecropper who shot his debt holder. He then ambushed the white mob that came after him, killin and injuring 18 of em in a seven hour gun fight before being shot and killed.
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Townes Van Can't@sad_surfer·
Day 2 in Austin. Sold over $5,000 worth of gear already. I love this city.
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Townes Van Can't@sad_surfer·
Austin day 1. Setup for my show went well. Plan on drinking Lone Stars at Ego's till I can't remember the door code for my Airbnb. I love this city.
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Townes Van Can't@sad_surfer·
Austin I am inside you. Come see my booth at the Overland Show at Palmer Event Center or party with me Saturday night the choice is yours.
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C@notxcolton·
my favorite david allan coe line is "my name is david allan coe and im from dallas texas" while being from ohio
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