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how my loathsome homunculus looks at me during the moment of silence at the king’s coronation

I wonder if they did do it and it’s in the cut footage

i'm so hungry........starved........

There’s a TikTok of a girl videoing her bf sweating/looking nervous bc he was about to propose and all these comments from other women about how nervous their men were are absolutely FRYING me 😭

This is what The Boys Season 5 kinda feels like

スケッチ 散歩中挨拶されたけど知らない人だから黙ってる犬

Me watching my coworker get in trouble for something i also did

Insane casting all around

me after pausing a movie coz i need to pee but i need to pass by the kitchen to get to the bathrom and i start doing random shit instead

high as fuck and my gf wont stop pretending to make notification sounds . So fuckin g scarwd right now

saw fact # 77 saw stands for SUPER AWESOME WOMEN haha. just a little thing i came up with. love you ladies! #feminist

Say what you like about giraffes, but no animal has ever been better equipped to peer at things.

Tomorrow? I mean, TOMORROW.

trying to avoid pokopia posts because if i see my fav i’ll instantly cave and have to buy a switch 2

this is gonna one shot my wife