Nick McBeath

@rory_fans How many times as he had a car crash now?? 🤔

Prayers for Tiger and all involved in an accident. ❤️🙏🏼🙏🏼

@MotherwellFC Moral of the story, don’t be a diving cheat 👍🏻

We can confirm that following a SFA hearing, Callum Slattery has been handed a four-match suspension, two of which are suspended. We will watch and expect consistency going forward so that Callum isn’t treated differently to any players who are accused of simulation. 📝 bit.ly/3NZM8b6

@GuntherEagleman I was a little underwhelmed when it happened 🤷🏻‍♂️

🚨 Brazilian skate legend Sandro Dias just smashed the world record! Dropped in from 230 feet up, that’s like 22 stories high, on a wild temporary ramp in Brazil. Hit a blistering 64 mph.

@ESPNUK Keeper had half an hour to get across to that 😄

Lauren James with the most casual top corner banger 💥

@StJohnstone So so sad, I know firsthand what this horrible disease can do to. Wishing Graham and his family all the best. Once a saint…..💙

We are devastated to learn of the passing of Graham Carey’s partner, Rachel. The thoughts and love of everyone at St Johnstone Football Club are with Graham and his family at this very sad time. Rest in peace, Rachel 💙🤍 #SJFC

@BasilTheGreat Always blaming someone else 🖕🏻

🚨KEIR STARMER LOSES TEMPER AT MILITARY COMMITTEE You've left us undefended The Military are completely underfunded and underprepared "This smacks of a lack of warfighting mentality" Starmer is devastated he's being called out for being weak

@WilliamShatner @kevinvdahlgren And all his own hair 👍🏻

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

So how many trophies has arteta won now for arsenal? I’ve lost count 🤷🏻‍♂️

@transferscot As a stjohnstone fan who’s pitch is immaculate, that is shocking 🥴

Better off playing between the flats in the background.

I’m waiting on the piers Morgan tweet 🤔

@SpursWinTrophys Thought he was the great messiah 🙄

“Martin get to fuck!” rings around Tannadice following Celtic’s 2-0 defeat to Dundee United. Not nice scenes at all, and certainly not the way a so called “club legend” should be treated by his own support.

@ronsterd89 Keep an eye on them more cos this clearly took a bit of time!

@keatonhorrocks1 Make that 2 pints, 1 was on the floor 😆

matt weston greatest man on the earth. 3 john smiths 28.82 seconds. beat that. #bwfc #worldrecord

@buitengebieden Who fitted that door?? They need to get a new tape measure 😆

Nosey.. 😂

@PGATOUR Only because he misses the fairway 🙄

437-yard hole ... 446-yard tee shot for Wyndham Clark. 📺 Golf Channel

@PTFCUpdates Dive 🥴

Never an accident. Didn't see it at the time but there is no chance you throw an elbow like that 'by accident'. Ref needs to use common sense at these moments rather than trusting Baird that 'he didn't mean it'.

@sciencegirl Spot

What would you name this pup

@sjfcnews Everything he said was against saints.

James McFadden having a howler tonight 🤣🤣🤣

@tobyasky I’m amazed he didn’t fall over cos he likes to do that in the box 🤨

You get to a level where this becomes a norm and nobody is even talking about it. Harry Kane’s standards are out of this world.

@end3of6days9 I wonder how long they’ve been married? 🙄

This Karen has been parking in her neighbor’s driveway for weeks like she owns it. One morning she’s rushing to work… and finds him blocking her car in with his own as revenge. She starts begging: “I only have 10 minutes or I’ll lose my job — please move it!” He just laughs and says: “I really need to get to bed after my shift… I’ll see you tomorrow.” She pleads, offers to move her car later, even threatens to reverse into his (bragging her CEO husband will pay for the damage). He stands his ground, calls her out for the entitlement, and says he’s loving every second of watching her panic. Neighbor justice at its finest 😂