#saintval.

@oku_yungx How is that my concern

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@IyelolaIge I will hold the driver o. Nothing concern me.

@saintval01 Honestly, izzzz gone.

The guy collecting money in the danfo I boarded this morning was not the conductor. He was just a passenger the driver trusted. No conductor on board so the driver asked the guy by the door to help collect. He collected from everybody. Nobody had received change yet. We hit traffic. He stepped out quietly to check what was causing the hold up. Nobody suspected anything. Traffic cleared. Werey don japa with the money. The whole bus went silent. Driver's money gone. Everyone's change gone. The driver just sat there staring at the road.

@Nurapost I am not o

We are all making money with our phones, right?

@DaveOrei @trigottista People don do more than cry...

@trigottista Na for buhari regime people cry, Nobody dey cry for Tinubu regime, everybody don run mad.

- Yar'adua regime - Goodluck regime - Buhari regime - Tinubu regime

@IyelolaIge I sorry for those that had the plan of using their change for their return trip

@saintval01 Definitely

@MrMekzy_ No be about carving? U dey last 3mins if Dem put breast for ur mouth while at it 😂😂

Okpu amu m. The nurse that circumcised me deserves an award. Omo if you see carving.😍

@_theymi Something you have been eating since ur toddler stage... Na wa

If you are above 30, you need to stop eating eggs.

@damideytalk Diswan na senior man

smash or pass?

@Amy_beke Even the amara will take a day with elon

A day with Elon musk or Amara??

@thatforexguy3 Wait let me help you out

Opening lines...., No ‘Hi’, no ‘Hello’ . How would you start a conversation in this situation?

@Mobinwa99 Ovulation is that you?

How long should foreplay last before the match starts? 🤔

@itz_taser I go give if I get .

Please men I need your sincere answer. If your mom asks you for money for vaginal rejuvenation (making the vagina tighter), would you give her the money?

@onyeka_chi2 Deposit it into the house owner account before yr rent expire.

My rent is 1.2m and I have 200k💰 What should I do?🤔

@Dodlonkie @ceraliza Trust me, he wil regret and jump back . He better not start

@ceraliza I just attended a family meeting where the husband is educated and successful, the wife is not. From my observation, he's tired, the financial strain and everything. Or he's longing to be with someone he can relate with even academically, l don't know. I don't agree with this

Why does marriage between uneducated people last longer than between educated people 🤔?

@Millishield01 @___LeatherMan We don't eat 3x..just 2ce. 1500 each meal

@___LeatherMan Each 3 day meal...1k each 😀😀

Average Nigerians need up to 3k naira to feed per day. Minimum wage should be more than 70K naira

@Jane_Doe_JD @MrMekzy_ Why m I laughing. I cn imagine ur life that day

@MrMekzy_ Lol Oversabi Broke the 5 bottles of oil we had left My mum asked my sisters to go and bring it, and me being me, I rushed and carried all 5 together, I slipped and all of us fell, and the rest they say is history

What offence gave you the hardest beating of your life as a kid?

@Ypf999 @MrMekzy_ I don't know how parents find this as crime... Once they get home before you.. you have committed crime.

@MrMekzy_ Anytime my dad gets home before me

@abdquddus_ajibs @MrMekzy_ Ahh😯😯

@MrMekzy_ I said “so?” to my father after he finished scolding me. I don’t know what I was thinking. I was not thinking.

@MrMekzy_ Honestly, it was an offence I didn't commit. I was innocent of it