being inside a human

Said good morning to my cat, put my glasses on and it was actually a bottle of lotion.

@MajorTomHeuchan Stfu

Billy strings in the middle of a tour

You have growth spurts as an adult, they just hurt differently.

sex, drugs & bluuuuuuegrasss

Some people have whole friggin families/kids they go home to after work and i could NEVER

@BravoTV get rid of the robot narrating voice on #TheValley

I need to sit by moving water about this

You must get rid of the fear. That will be the greatest weapon you have.

I hope the pissed off nurses do the bare minimum, if anything, to injured ICE Agents from this point forward.

"let her cook" except it's me and my heated blanket turned up to the highest setting

you have to say I love you to every woodland creature you pass because it may be the only time they'll ever hear it

Only a river gonna make things right. 💔 Goodnight, @BobWeir

Im only eating sweet potatoes from now until Feb 1st. Don't even try to tell me not to.

If you want to find yourself a fine ass blue-collar man, got to the @RaceTrac gas station on Holt Rd in Indianapolis

this entire year i was method acting. none of it was real. i was working on a bit.

I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it

Every year during the holidays, I think to myself, "This year will be the one where it's all okay." It never is. Next year, I won't lie to myself as much.

I still find myself angry with God

I hope every single ICE agent gets to the pearly gates and sees all the innocent folks watch them get denied entry.

"Yeah ill go to the show but ill need to take an anxiety med before I go and ill need a coldbrew"

normalize having a threatening aura but really just being a sweetheart