Sally deFries
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ted hitting them with the sunday scaries aesthetic as a last ditch effort
Team Cruz@TeamTedCruz
Get. Out. And. Vote. @tedcruz
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will defries@willdefries
okay so here’s the deal — it’s been agreed upon among @circlingbackpod that i can pay a bet off tomorrow (where i’m supposed to get lines shaved in the side of my head) by simply getting a mullet at my 1:30 pm haircut please share realistic mullet suggestions as this is my first
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Nothing makes me feel simultaneously bougie and poor as the resort stock footage welcome video playing on a loop
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brett’s christmas party stats @shmerriman
— 2 peppermint jello shots
— 3 shiner cheers (long necks)
— 5/6 flips in flip cup
— 4 pigs in a blanket the second I saw there were only 6 left
— 1 vinyl gifted
— 3 pieces of salami
— 6 mg zyn
— 32 oz of water on the couch when i got home
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At this point in my life, pouring the exact right amount of milk to frosted mini wheats ratio is my biggest accomplishment
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@willdefries Whatever, if it gives you Jacob Elordi energy I’m all for it
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someone in our household is going to be devastated when there’s a chanel package arriving to the house only to realize it’s for your boy
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@willdefries I literally had to explain what was happening in Succession the other day
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please stop tagging me in this as i've never had a running bit where my wife asks me questions about movies neither of us have seen before
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee
Netflix Announces 'Wife Mode' Function That Explains Entire Movie Before It Starts buff.ly/42348T2
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Andddd we're live
- Spending time with coworkers
- Tipping at a wedding tasting?
- Intimacy after pregnancy
- Defining relationships
- Travel to Italy
spoti.fi/41rdlVs
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🚨THAT'S @willdefries' MUSIC🚨
- Wild drunk text situation
- AirBNB rules
- Long distance relationship with a crush
- My girlfriend has pics of her ex
- El Tiempo vs. Matt's El Rancho
spoti.fi/40s8pPX
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@DJ_Bean absolutely internalizing the end of “go” as to not disturb anyone in the house who may be resting and/or napping
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@DuckFishDeer Aww, there’s an easy fix for that. I can just block you 😘
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@sallydefries and sally you can blame elon for, famously, buying twitter and messing this shit up because i have it set not see your tweets but somehow ur annoying ass is on my feed
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This week on The Sunday Scaries Podcast.
💼 Three Recent Workplace Trends
🧴 Rhode Skin Review with @sallydefries
🧘 How @DJ_Bean Spends His Sundays
Listen › apple.co/32Auz7t | spoti.fi/3iJagcA
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Doubtful that I'll ever know the pain of childbirth (wrong equipment) but I've been sneezing/coughing/sleeping with a broken rib for 3 weeks and I'd kill for that epidural
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You know it’s dire when I 35 is the only open highway
Evil MoPac@EvilMopacATX
Austin, Texas January 31, 2023 Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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My hidden talent is that I can place where a love island contestant is from based solely on their accent. Which is not really a talent if your British I guess
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