Jody 🍕🍷

More like Operation Midnight Limp Dick... Amirite?

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

Fox reporter to protester: You have a dirty mouth Protester: You are a Nazi bitch

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

Community note for the win.🤣

How are you still Alive after I took you to space.

HAHAHAHAH. He's posting. MULTIPLE TIMES. Also I have notes on his joke writing. #TheBoys @TheBoysTV

“There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.”

No nation, no society, and no international order can call itself just and humane if it measures its success solely by power or prosperity while neglecting those who live at the margins. Indeed, Christ’s love for the least and the forgotten compels us to reject every form of selfishness that leaves the poor and the vulnerable invisible.

Toru Miyazaki gave 11 cats with advanced kidney disease an experimental injection. 15 others didn’t get it. A year later, 9 of the 11 treated cats were alive. Only 3 of the 15 untreated cats survived. He just filed for approval, and the drug fixes a defect only cats have. Most cats die from one thing: their kidneys fail. By age 10, 4 in 10 cats already have chronic kidney disease, and by age 15, the rate doubles to 8 in 10. Once diagnosed, a cat has about 2 years left. The reason kidney disease hits cats so hard is a broken protein in their blood. All mammals carry a protein that helps the kidneys clean out waste. In humans and dogs, the protein floats freely and goes to work when the kidneys are in trouble. In cats, it stays stuck to another protein and can’t get loose. So the waste piles up, and the kidneys eventually give out. Miyazaki originally found the protein in 1999, back when he was at the University of Tokyo. He figured out the cat-specific glitch in 2015. The paper he published in the Veterinary Journal in February laid out the trial. The injection is a working version of the missing protein. His company, the Institute for AIM Medicine, filed the approval paperwork with Japan’s Ministry of Agriculture on April 24, 2026. If the review clears, the drug goes on sale in spring 2027. The 30-year lifespan figure in the tweet is Miyazaki’s own projection of what cats could reach without kidney disease. The trial only ran a year, and the average cat today lives 15. Most die from the same disease this injection treats. The research almost died in 2020. After running out of funding during COVID, Miyazaki went public. Cat owners across Japan responded by sending in 300 million yen, around 2 million dollars total. He resigned from the University of Tokyo and worked on the drug full time. The treatment in front of regulators today exists because cat lovers refused to let the research die.

I think my retirement plan should have been storming the Capitol on Jan 6th, and collect my payout from Trump! I served 5 years in State Prison for selling sugar to a Fed.

I thought that was a satisfying finale. Did I want more? I always do from every show I watch.... But it tied everything up that needed to be. I enjoyed it. Thanks @therealKripke for the fun ride. #TheBoys

normalize destroying ronald reagan's legacy.

I don’t trust people who want to be in the office 5 days a week.

Has anyone suggested to Congress to just get a second job or eat chicken, one piece of broccoli, a tortilla and one other thing? Maybe only buy their daughters ONE barbie?! Or does that only apply to us peasants?

The sun hits the Earth with 10,000 times more energy than we use. Every. Single. Day. We're not running out of power. We're just stuck using the wrong kind-because billionaires don't own sunlight.

You don't hate working. You hate: • Constant urgency • Office politics • Fake "team building" • Being online 24/7 • No respect for your time

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

What Zohran Mamdani is doing is NOT EVEN SOCIALISM. You know what he's doing? He's showing what can be accomplished when the WEALTHY PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES.

Being m*rdered by a man is the leading cause of death in 18-44 year-old women globally but were concerned about male loneliness epidemic.