chloe

work smarter, not harder

Found this at goodwill today

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

@Pounchguy fake fan!!!

@saltyxb Wait u do? Mb 🥺👉👈

hey chat, i exist! life is so pog now that I’ve pegged :)

@Pounchguy hey chat, I still stream 😀

@saltyxb Saying chat like you're still streaming is a crime ☠️

Vent art deep from my soul

@Beem0_mp4 you mean, did YOU ever figure it out?

Did we ever figure out if squirt is pee

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot

@bordie happy and safe journey for you and your bubba ❤️congratulations mumma

I’m a mummy 🥹💙

@HolmesInFive @XmasianX MUM I WON SOMETHING

GG’s to @saltyxb and @XmasianX for winning the two early access bets codes! Sending through in DM’s asap 🥳

@HolmesInFive @EA I LOGGED INTO TWITTER AFTER 2 YEARS FOR THIS PLS GOD LET IT BE ME

Thanks to @EA I've got two Battlefield 6 open beta codes to give away! 🙌🏼 To enter, drop a follow and reply to this post with your funniest/most creative soldier name! Winners will get tagged in a reply and DM'd 😁

@HolmesInFive @EA SARGENT PEGGER420

@Kenty8881 @BESTesTwaifu Kenty the reptile man!

@BESTesTwaifu “5-6inch fangs”. The largest fang length of and Australian snake is around 1.3 centimetres (0.5inches) with the more common species like browns and red belly’s only having fangs around 5mm (0.2inches)

Americans always freak me out when I see them just grab snakes without a care and then I remember you guys don't live in a place where your snakes can have 5-6inch fangs and their venom is measured in how many tens of adults they can kill.

we’ve come so far ladies

@nikkotari what the hell man 😭😭

happy times 🫧 #Arcane

She won lmaooo

@kayday_mayday @tinyandtrash @AMChoonTweets @pastelsparkless @EfunIsHere @hoolahoopz_ @DigginJoe @METAgamesAU hehe

and that’s a wrap for #PAXAUS 2024 🩷 to all the friends i met, new and old, thanks a bunch for hanging out. can’t wait to do it again soon :))

@ProBluesPlayer @MemeioYT I've been demoted to "and the gang"

Can't stream any event without being stream sniped by @MemeioYT and the gang....