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@sam__farrelI

Worcester, England Katılım Haziran 2020

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𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧@SianThymes·2d

how I feel when I start replying to everybody's insta story after a glass of wine

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🐈‍⬛@pinkcatnipp·4d

Instagram needs to stop adding all these unnecessary new features & bring back the activity tab that told us who followed who & what posts they liked #Nosy

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Benn Beckman@BennBeckmanofc·4d

Sair do cinema de noite, depois de um filme que você gostou muito é uma sensação do krlh mesmo

floptok@_eoantao

Como é quando você sai do cinema e tudo parece irreal

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Mr Brute@BuddyNoLove·4d

I know I’m on borrowed time at a job when people speaking starts to annoy me.

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Lord Sugar@Lord_Sugar·4d

Do you think we are stupid . Pathetic

Think & Guess@ThinkNGuess

Do you know what it is used for? 90% people don't know

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•@yducknow·11 May

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

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Neet@neet_sol·10 May

9-5 is actually 24-7 when you factor in the constant dread of going to work

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David@Justtdavid_·10 May

life really does gets better when you get back into your nerdy interests

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sam@sam__farrelI·11 May

Okay fair I needed this

miia@miiagarro

girl don't worry about no hantavirus we've seen the rats you've dated, ur immune system is practically miitary-grade

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george@onetrainops·9 May

stop the clock, that is wrong. take your time, what confectionary company makes revels?

Lord Sugar@Lord_Sugar

Yellow

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eliza@elizamclamb·11 May

Cigarettes that dont count - vacation - balcony -drunk - mothers day

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soup🍓@thrluv·9 May

to stay in a calorie deficit you really just have to go to bed 😭

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angel@gxthcxlt·8 May

you ever see your body from a certain angle and have to stop and consider suicide

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Lord Sugar@Lord_Sugar·9 May

Yellow

Hania@Hania16836

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d4rkr34p3r666@reimufan099·9 May

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore

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Softboy@softboywin·5 May

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·26 Nis

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

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ali@probablyalissa·23 Nis

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

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Mads@europemaxxed·23 Nis

Life after realizing that the May to August phase finally starts next Friday

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𝓐 ⭑@ayojoestar·19 Nis

I'm liking your instagram photo from 8 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I'm not stalking you.

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