Sam Loucks

That minigame made me want a turkey sandwich @Loucksauce @dnickle05 @Renzy86 @NintendoAmerica

If I’m gonna drink, I’m gonna uber. That’s why I’m on my 4th @dnickle05 @Loucksauce @LabattUSA

If there’s a web, there’s a spider. Set it on fire. That’s my motto @dnickle05 @Loucksauce

I was a better alcoholic as a child @Loucksauce @dnickle05

If there’s any boobs I like, it’s the turkey ones. @Loucksauce @dnickle05 @butterball

With enough garlic and butter all potatoes mash the same. @dnickle05 @IdahoPotato

Tweet that out, whatever you just said about not know shit about insurance @dnickle05 @renzy86

“Listen to your gut” Uh no, it’s filled with caffeine and rage- I wouldn’t trust it. @dnickle05 @Loucksauce @Renzy86

He’s just a bitch @dnickle05

The only names I’ll get tattooed on my body are my dogs. @dnickle05 @Renzy86

If you don’t separate the slice, it only counts as one slice @dnickle05

I can’t wait for my scars to heal so I can’t tattoo over them @dnickle05

It’s free. Copper mug and free, that’s all you need @dnickle05

It doesn’t matter that it’s Tito’s, it’s a copper mug. That’s important @Renzy86 @dnickle05

His hat looks like a poorly rolled down condom

I live the life of a raging, clueless alcoholic without the alcohol

“Where are all the Dan’s of the world?!” … reading their comics @dnickle05 @Loucksauce

@TL0UCKS Lmao and you walked into a sign. Then we thought we had to give the creepy guy our number 😂 I miss you!!

@sam__loucks remember when we brought string cheese to the bar?

@TL0UCKS @TL0UCKS I am slapping you from 260 miles away.

I want to look like this but I also love carbs a lot

My favorite hobby I’ve developed during quarantine is crazy panic attacks and crying myself to sleep at 3am