Maybe: Tara

Sometiems rose wine is good… sometimes…. Rose wine is bad….

I love taking a nice drive to hang out with @dnickle05 in Canada

@Deezmfnnutz @justinjames2105 @Wendys Until you’re a pregnant woman with food cravings, STFU

@justinjames2105 @Wendys The moldy bread is the least of your concerns when it comes to today's fast food garbage. That's probably the least toxic thing on that burger

Hey @Wendys - what are you going to do to make this right? My pregnant wife’s hamburger bun is moldy. Fresh never frozen? Maybe try fresh buns too.

How come my friends don’t tag me in their good tweets? #leftout #:( @Renzy86 @dnickle05 @TheRealEblack69 @MelanieNickle @benickle05 @malort

You’re gonna go to a Chinese buffet before going to a meat raffle?! You’re gonna shit your pants @Charmin @PandaExpress @MeatRafflesWNY @emily_weinfeld @jasonwlorenz

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@Renzy86 Yeah it does

Taste good China food literally taste good as fuck

What is the obsession with avocado going on absolutely everything you order these days? It makes it look like mashed peas and boogers. No I don’t want that on my breakfast burrito or turkey club @avocado @turkeyclub678 @breakfastwraps @JasonLorenzo_ @realbennickless

I’ve never realized how many gyms are around my house. But still the only one I want to go to is Jim’s Steakout @CrunchGym @catalystfitness @Gym @JasonLorenzini @bennicky

What is so devilish about eggs?

@Renzy86 @dnickle05 @benickle05 He literally just put it on lmfao

@Loucksauce tell Dan that I’m listening to Hells Bells, getting fired up for hockey. I hope he’s doing the same. @dnickle05 @benickle05

Kristi Noem wants us to pray for her now? The heartless, evil, dog killing bitch who wouldn’t apologize to the families of Renee Good and Alex Pretti? She wants us to pray for her because her cuck of a husband got caught wearing women’s clothes? Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.

Me

@elmo @NASA This is so cute

Elmo heard that @NASA’s Artemis II crew is going to space! 🚀 Tell Mr. Moon that Elmo says hi! 🌕❤️

Not for nothing, @WholeFoods but this shouldn’t have been sold as a whole rotisserie chicken…

Today’s my boy Dan’s birthday so I’m on Twitter all day for my guy.

Cucumbers do not go well with red wine

Hbd Dan