sammy 🐐

@amerix 🥦 broccoli cauliflower beetroot turnip red cabbage reek ... available in kgs at Wakulima market (marigiti) place orders

@ignyharaz2 I would fall for the same ...what are the most obvious signs of fake cash

Kuna ka M-PESA nime withdraw thau utat na nimepewa za river road. Kurudi huko huyo madam ananiruka hata karibu anigeuzie buana. Siku njema huharibika asubuhi.

@Kauzi_254 One day I went home like this after losing my phone in binge drinking...I vowed to never drink alcohol again and it's been 5 months and counting...

Buana fvck pombe

@PamphletsY @grok is this true

🚨🇰🇵 — The DPRK Executed 67 Youths for playing League of Legends.

@murugyy hope you get through this journey

When the side effects hit hard, and all you can do is try to manage the pain.

@Kenyans You'll soon find out

No county functions will be transferred to the National Government. In fact, it’s the county that is helping the government - Sakaja

@OutlawsPoetic @grok

“But we cannot simply sit and stare at our wounds forever.” -Haruki Murakami

@amerix We specialize in selling carrots in wholesale. Long life quality carrots in wholesale both in bags and kgs ... We're located in Nairobi wakulima market . Reach out on 0790059233

Men, This post is for you, What is your business? What do you sell? What do you offer in the market? Reply with your business, address and contact. One of my followers is your customer. Market and sell. #MasculinitySaturday

@LyrianNdir60698 that baby can survive in the NICU ...hope she/he was taken to hospital asap

A student has just commited an abortion and collapsed , while the foetus is still alive 👇👇👇 fvck women mbona ufanyie mtoto hivi ???

@archkitenge @Josh001J Hi how's you doing

Unaeza niulizia mtu ako Na blood group A- and 0- akitaka za kabeji nitamuekea as an appreciation. My wife atajifungua kitu next week and her blood group is rare so I am looking for that. Somebody help!

@ntvkenya @jamessmat I know the guy ....he's a former chairman Lari University students forum ...he's just lying so he can gain political mileage ...a sad state for him and the fraternity

Ikua Ian: The Hustler Fund is working for the common mwananchi. I borrowed Sh500 when I was struggling in university and started selling perfumes. After eight months I had extended my business and I stopped eating like chicken. #TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat

@NgalulaDonald Graduation is not a requirement for internship that's why MOH accepted completion letters

Okay, something funny is up the sleeves of MoH about this BScNs internship. No, ain’t normal that one

@HonAdenDuale It should be based on course completion graduation is merely a ceremony...this has hurt people alot

@FabrizioRomano Why are we signing a player who doesn't want to play with us

🚨 Manchester United have been offered again the chance by intermediaries close to Sporting to bid for Viktor Gyökeres; same as last week. Clear answer once again from Viktor: he wants to join Arsenal, his only desire… he keeps fighting for that ❤️🤍 🎥 youtu.be/Tmvt5tAHAEA

@Kenyans We joke a lot as a country and it shows

I am a frontrunner and I think I have the best chance to be President - Former DP Rigathi Gachagua

@loki_ke254 I have a similar issue

Losing out on internship because MOH can't edit a name mistake they did while printing the letters is not it mahn !!!

@loki_ke254 @MOH_Kenya

@JamesKWaNjeri How do we get you

Medical Interns getting posted or applying for posting. I will be stamping/certifying your documents without charge for those in the Ngong’ Road area. Any other lawfirms/lawyers willing to do this can reply to this.

@Etech66485131 @mbiti_mwondi that was another issue...people will have to travel to Nairobi blindly only to find out you missed 😏man this is crazy

@mbiti_mwondi We have not received the list of names for those who got slots, so should we just travel to Nairobi blindly Dr?

This nation harbors and celebrates mediocrity,you create a problem then appear to give solutions. We used to physically collect these letters in silent at MOH now we need these letters to be sent digitally to avoid unnecessary backlog and jam at Afya house. Ironical coming from a government that claims to be digital. Stop parading doctors like they’re IDPs for mere internship letters,that’s clownery.

@ubctvuganda @NRMOnline why not do away with the elections and declare yourself president for life

Museveni: “I have decided to come forward and see how to escort the Bazukulu and their parents forward for another five years and in this time I want us to really wipe out corruption.”