Scott Maier

@pants That flashlight’s seen some things…🔦🫥

@FB_Helmet_Guy @Super70sSports ⚾️🤓🤷‍♂️

Name a sports figure who wore glasses in competition. I’ll start:

@LeftyTravis 🫤

2017-2022 Astros fan VS 2023-2026 Astros fan

@AstrosFansUK @Chandler_Rome @TheAthletic @hgomez27 And the Astros have been naughty…⚾️🏟️🎅🪨🤷‍♂️

@Chandler_Rome @TheAthletic @hgomez27 Looks like Christmas has come early this year.

The Astros are calling up reliever Alimber Santa from Triple-A Sugar Land, source tells @TheAthletic. Santa, 23, has 24 strikeouts and a 0.895 WHIP in 19 innings this season. His first appearance will be his major-league debut. First: @hgomez27 and Yainer Diaz's IG story.

@SanAntonioTim La Machina Amarilla…🐝🫡

I’m in Elsa, Texas right now (RGV of Texas) as I have a business meeting at 1:00pm. I stopped at the local HEB to buy some Altoids as fresh breath is mandatory working in sales. This old, white sticks out like a sore thumb in HEB. Literally, the only gringo in the store. 🤣

@REFLOG18 @espn 🫥

"We got a little unlucky, quite honestly." Cavs HC Kenny Atkinson on the Knicks' 22-point 4th quarter comeback to win Game 1 of the ECF.

@dog_rates She gets my seal of approval! 🐶🦭🥰

We only rate dogs. This is a precious little seal. She is laying on the beach and everything. Please be more respectful of our craft, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

@pants Ohhh! His mitts are too heavy! 🧤😭

@nba_paint 👀💉🤷‍♂️

Man I did a terrible job making this, I can barely read it 😭

@SanAntonioTim @TheAstrosLocker ⚾️🏟️☀️🫡

@TheAstrosLocker It’s allowed.

Open-air stadiums, unless you’re in Southern California, is a crime against humanity.

@VitalVegas Let them eat dessert…🎰🏨🫥🤷‍♂️

Lisa Vanderpump is throwing a grand opening party for Vanderpump Hotel on June 11. You aren't invited and neither are we. We can all soothe the sting of rejection by blaming F1.

@PicturesFoIder “Timmy, when a boy plane loves a girl plane very much…and that’s how baby planes are made”…✈️💥🫣🤷🏼‍♂️

Two US Navy fighter jets collided mid-air during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho.

@premierleague @CPFC 😤

Adam Wharton scores his first goal for @CPFC 👏 The away side lead once more

@CPFC He did it! ⚽️🥅🏟️🦅🫡 #Wharton #CPFC #CrystalPalace #backflip

ADAM WHARTON HAS SCORED AND I CAN CONFIRM HE'S DONE A BACKFLIP

@CPFC Yes, #Sarr! ⚽️🥅🏟️🦅🫡 #COYP #CPFC #CrystalPalace

Yeah, HIM again.

@CPFC ⚽️🥅🏟️🦅😤 #COYP #CrystalPalace #CPFC #penalty

PENALTY PALACE

@astros @MethodistHosp ⚾️🏟️🫣🤷🏼‍♂️ #Astros

Deep in the heart of Houston. #ChaseTheFight x @MethodistHosp

Welp. Looks like #Altuve bout to join the #Astros M*A*S*H unit…⚾️🏟️😬🫠

@flasportsbuzz Me and Barry sharing Dolphins insider information every day…🐬🏈🏡🙃

Non-sports item: If you are looking for a fabulous, modern 4-bedroom, 3-bathroom home in South Broward (Pembroke Pines/Hollywood/Miramar) as a year-long or 6-month rental beginning Aug. 1, please contact me. (It is NOT my home). Home includes, in the backyard, an ADU with 2 beds and a bathroom and kitchen that's perfect for a parent or in-law or extended family. (Main house is a 3 bed/2 bath). You'll get $1000 free off the rental. I'll also take you to lunch a couple of times a year if you want. Please contact me at bjackson@miamiherald.com if interested.

@CrosbyBaseball ⚾️🫡

He buys the grounds crew dinner on the regular, just because of how hard they work so that he can play a kid's game for a living. Ugh I couldn't love this dude any more. We gotta blue box him