S.A. McKenzie 🦔🦔🦔

@curiosityonx That’s my house!

Which country is this as seen from space?

“Pumpkin picking” is the biggest scam going. Discovered last year it’s just a load of pumpkins from Aldi, chucked on a muddy field, for 10 times the price. Never again.

This woman has done this hundreds of times. Just muscle memory to her now

APPLE TV+: Our latest show stars four Oscar winners and costs $75M per episode. We have done zero advertising for it and it has been viewed by approximately 47 people. NETFLIX: We’re excited to announce a seventh season of our most watched show, Airport Bathroom Toilet Camera.

Hate when you hire a shady mercenary in a tavern by throwing them a leather purse of gold coins they never give you the purse back. Im getting fucking murdered on leather purses here

Alaska’s Passive Aggressive Map of the USA

One of my talented editing clients, Jeff Sylvester, has his book now available for pre-order. Failsafe: The world runs on code, and not all code is safe. This is why Anna Flynn has a job. amazon.com/dp/B0D7Q11BCP

LMAO look at this photo of my mum and her mates

saw someone say on the clock app that one of their non negotiables for a future partner was, "are you going to let me love something without ridicule?" and that is a WORD.

@rrvirdi The sword in Ursula Vernon’s Swordheart, because it has a hot guy living in it.

Favorite sword in fantasy? Bonus points if you say why. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd go.

Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach

some homeschoolers i know have organized a co-op system for the next year, set up a guest house as a classroom and each parent will take turns teaching the group of kids. "this will be so much more efficient! why doesnt everyone do this!" lmao should i tell them or nah

Mask Chains & Embellishments Thread 🧵 of wonderful people serving fierce lewks 😷 💪 ❤️ Add your own in comments Worn by @babs_zone while checking out art at the Academy Museum in LA ✨ Tip: mod a bracelet target.com/p/paperclip-ch… Mask style: Well Before wellbefore.com/products/kn95-…

Well, this is tragic. stuff.co.nz/nz-news/350359…

I'm back from Continuity 2024 in Wellington. Great panels, and I got to meet this little guy.

Farewell the Shoebox Apartment, Hello the Commodious Apartment. My #cartoon today #NZpol #Housing

@OJCade @clarkesworld Congratulations! Another one for the mantelpiece 😁

The Sir Julius Vogel awards are on tonight, and I'm happy to say that my story "Happiness," published by @clarkesworld, has won best novelette! clarkesworldmagazine.com/cade_04_23/