Sam

Ely City Res 4-0 Wisbech St Mary’s ⚽️ Coulson ⚽️ Mansfield ⚽️ Badcock ⚽️ Tunnell

Ely City Res 3-0 Milton Not at the races at all but overcome a strong Milton side. Credit to @miltonfc_ they will be a real handful all season and stole all the Ressie robins ladies. ⚽️ JT in at 9 x 2 ⚽️ Magic man, Coulson with a worldy from 2 yards.

Our @elycityfcres get the job done in a 3-0 win at home to @miltonfc_ - Josh Townshend with x2 and Sam Coulson with the other.. apparently as well as magic, the lads got a song on him too! 🪄👀

@jackchandler11 @GoddyRoversFc You’re such a shithouse 🤣

@GoddyRoversFc was a good job you got those bad apples out when you did. Awful bunch of lads we were🫠🫠🫠. #CosbyOut #AlfIn #BringBackTheHyems #Kittens

🚨📺 OFFICIAL: letter sent to the Premier League regarding scrapping VAR. "Wolves have formally submitted a resolution to the Premier League to trigger a vote at the league's AGM in June, on the removal of VAR from the start of the 2024/25 season. The introduction of VAR in 2019/20 was a decision made in good faith and with the best interests of football and the Premier League at its heart. However, it has led to numerous unintended negative consequences that are damaging the relationship between fans and football, and undermining the value of the Premier League brand, which include: • Impact on goal celebrations and the spontaneous passion that makes football special. • Frustration and confusion inside stadiums due to lengthy VAR checks and poor communication. •A more hostile atmosphere with protests, booing of the Premier League anthem and chants against VAR. • Overreach of VAR's original purpose to correct clear and obvious mistakes, now overanalysing subjective decisions and compromising the game's fluidity and integrity. • Diminished accountability of on-field officials, due to safety net of VAR, leading to an erosion of authority on the pitch. • Continued errors despite VAR, with supporters unable to accept human error after multiple views and replays, damaging confidence in officiating standards. • Disruption of the Premier League's fast pace with lengthy VAR checks and more added time, causing matches to run excessively long. • Constant discourse about VAR decisions often overshadowing the match itself, and tarnishing the reputation of the league. • Erosion of trust and reputation, with VAR fuelling completely nonsensical allegations of corruption. The decision to table the resolution has come after careful consideration and with the utmost respect for the Premier League, PGMOL and our fellow competitors. There is no blame to be placed - we are all just looking for the best possible outcome for football - and all stakeholders have been working hard to try and make the introduction of additional technology a success. However, after five seasons of VAR in the Premier League it is time for a constructive and critical debate on its future. Our position is that the price we are paying for a small increase in accuracy is at odds with the spirit of our game, and as a result we should remove it from the 2024/25 season onwards."

gofund.me/d8b2b668 Please go and support, we are with you Dalts💙

This fan was desperate for my shirt 😂

@SwavOfficial 🤣🤣🤣🤣

There’s a couple weeks left if you boys fancy an appearance!? Can’t pay Shuke’s steroids budget though! Only just cover Sam Coulson’s hair transplant! 💙 #WeLoveSam

Bayer Leverkusen under Xabi Alonso are actually insane..... Like f**k off this is actually a goal straight out of FIFA. twitter.com/agentosecretov…

A 2-2 draw with @SawstonRoversFC for the first team today. 2-0 down again, but we clawed it back to 2-2 in the second half with goals from @samcoulsonmagic & @beza_88 Another 5 🟨 keeps us firmly in pole position in the disciplinary charts in Senior B

Beers, boobs & Bunting #WCDarts

Wimblington (A)

@UnofficialFenny @SwavOfficial @refsupportuk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SwavOfficial Your socials to the refs chocolate starfishes after the recent drama @refsupportuk

💙Full time💙 Great battle from both teams today! Our opponents took a 2-0 lead in the first half, we fought back in the second half, but just couldn’t get ourselves back in. Ref was a top bloke! Let the game play and be physical without the need to get involved 👏 #UpTheSwavo

Before we do our normal piss take tweet, we would firstly like to say how strong the @OverSports_FC family is after their sad news and mostly how strong Billy is for wanting to play today. 🖤🤍

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@SwavReserves How many of them were own goals?

Milestone: After making 52 appearances with 5 goals so he claims for the reserves we would like to wish a massive congratulations to Archie Hodson After the departure of Tommy Dalton Archie took the armband and lead them to a cup win and a clean sheet on Saturday #HODDO 💙

Remembered the password, 1-0 win against Wratting Res @samcoulsonmagic with the goal @lgreen881 with the cleano We will be back to being shithouses on here 😘

@SwavReserves This is a donkey of the week I can agree with

Donkey of the week: After missing one twitter deadline somehow Max Jordison wins donkey of the week. Despite some shaky performances on Saturday including young CB Alfie who's new trim did not help his performance. Lets hope gaffer Andy brings his glasses next week 💙

@SwavReserves Money spent at pub has to be 6 figures

Managers Record: After taking over in March last year Andy has now managed 15 games for the reserves. Winning 8 games on the field but many fans and admirers off the field we cant wait to see how Andy and our team good progressing under his leadership #Swavosheep 💙

Harry Potter and the half-cooked mince.