Sam.O

Get your dream gadgets from us today just at a dm or Rt my customers could be on your TL.

First hiking trip I and it was TOP!

Chelsea could win and make my day 100/100 today lose and it’s still 100/100😂

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This post sent me down the rabbit hole of Aryton Senna, of whom I never knew till today, death is asinine🥲

@Fifi_of_Ekiti 😂😂

@samdot_O Hahaha😒 Yes,lol.

Anyone knows the name of this fruit? Found out about it today

@Fifi_of_Ekiti Oh, thank you. You sure you ate the correct one😂

@samdot_O Passion fruit. I don't like the taste.

I wonder where they found their data about Africa

I just wanna be part of your symphony.

Guys dm vn’s are backkk!

Lmaoo this app is funny, telling me to update before I can see new dm’s 😂😂😂

@Thazhigilla_ Jonah😭😭

Nobody asked but the Bible has enough characters to run the most chaotic Twitter timeline in human history. Let me show you👇🏾 ▪︎ Jesus follows 12 verified people. He rarely posts, but when He does, it’s a deep 5-word banger that hits 10 million views. Absolutely cooks the “verified” Pharisees in the quote tweets, hitting them with brutal clapbacks. He would eventually go viral because His mutual (Judas) leaked the group chat and dropped His live location to the opps. The account has been silent since but people are still quoting the last post. ▪︎ Delilah ran the most monetized account on the timeline. Relationship content by day. Intel by night. Her engagement rate was impossible to explain until you realized every post was strategically placed and every man in her comments was being studied. She dated Samson publicly, made it aesthetic. The couple content was performing. Meanwhile she was in a separate DM asking "but where does the strength actually come from" for the sixth time with a different angle each time. ▪︎ Paul's account was getting suspended every other week. He was banned for being too accurate and too loud about it simultaneously. He once dropped a 74-tweet thread at 3AM calling out the church in Corinth by full name and location. "Thread 🧵: Corinth is a mess and I have receipts. 1/74." He hosted 12-hour Twitter Spaces from house arrest. The Romans took his phone and he borrowed someone else's. They suspended that one too. His fourth burner was @SaulOfTarsus_Backup and everybody still knew it was him. ▪︎ The Most Dragged account goes to Prophet Hosea and it is not even close. Red-pill Twitter would wake up every morning and choose this man for breakfast. Imagine him quote tweeting his wife's night-out pictures at 2AM with "Dinner's on the stove whenever you're ready to come back my Queen ❤️." Fresh and Fit would dedicate an entire three hour episode to this man. But here is what nobody in the comments would know. God authored every single post. ▪︎ Noah was posting ark build timelapses for 120 years straight.. The world kept dragging him but he never replied. He just kept building and tweeting. Then one day the comments went quiet and nobody ever heard from those accounts again. His next post was a rainbow that got 15 million views with zero caption. ▪︎ Jonah is a professional relatable hater and the timeline has never seen anything like him before or since. This man quote tweeted an entire city's tearful apology video with "Ain't nobody watching all that. Nuke 'em." 120,000 people repenting in real time and his only response was "Nuke em". The crazy thing is that God had to book him a whale Uber to get him there. ▪︎ Solomon ran the one of the most followed account on the timeline and also the most exhausting. By 6AM without fail, he drops a 30-tweet thread on building wealth, disciplined mornings and generational thinking. The writing was genuinely good. The man had wisdom. The problem was wife number 492 was also online. By 9PM the thread was buried under her quote tweets with receipts, screenshots and a voice note. The timeline had picked a side before midnight and it was not Solomon's. He logged off, came back at 3AM to make a tweet. "Everything is vanity fr 💔"

@Alpha_Prime__ Eggs and oil hmm

NEVER EAT THESE FOODS LIKE THIS! WARNING: 1. Eggs – Don’t reheat 2. Potatoes – Don’t eat green 3. Mushrooms – Don’t eat raw 4. Rice – Don’t keep too long 5. Cucumber – Don’t peel too deep 6. Broccoli – Don’t overcook 7. Bread – Don’t eat moldy 8. Spinach – Don’t reheat many times 9. Tomatoes – Don’t store in the fridge too long 10. Onions – Don’t eat if sprouted 11. Garlic – Don’t eat if turning brown 12. Oats – Don’t eat raw 13. Oil – Don’t heat until it smokes 14. Cheese – Don’t consume if slimy 15. Leafy greens – Don’t eat unwashed 16. Avocado – Don’t eat if overly soft or grey Fresh, proper storage beats toxins. Eat smarter every day.

@voosiki Poor eating habits and diet.

Things to avoid when young that pays off when older?

her (feat. OXYGEN) music.youtube.com/watch?v=yLpuQX… via @YouTubeMusic Top stuff!

@Enny_Sam20 Super dad me nko?

My first meal in 24hrs and it has to be ofada rice and orisirishi stuffs😊

@Cee_me111 You have seen it already cash madam

@samdot_O Delete this before my helper sees it!

I should gift myself 2 wigs from Simbi hairs on Instagram by the end of this year 🤲

Beautiful rain.

@Cee_me111 Lol ontop something wey you don order?

@samdot_O Na manifestation😂