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If laws don't stop bad people from getting guns then WHY DID HE WAIT UNTIL THE LITERAL DAY IT WAS LEGAL TO BUY ONE?

Do you want to come to my final week of taping? I’m going to choose one person from my community crew to come see the show with a friend. We’ll take care of your airfare and hotel! To enter: retweet this and text 🎉 to my community # 310-455-8858. my.community.com/ellendegeneres

MF got an illegal copy of Kim K faster than I could get an illegal copy of Donda 2

@561dz Ya wya

Family should I fly to NYC for the week today

SQUIGGGGLEEEEE😍😍😍 obsessed

@itsNumberJuan Cuz I’m a SCIENTIST

what compels people to watch series set in hospitals

@claudelulz :D

I literally pick my friends by how comfortable the silence is lol

The Bachelorette had a more peaceful transition of power than the Presidency

Trump is doing more to stop ballots than he did to stop Covid

I’m sorry did I not just blow everyone’s fucking mind

Omg maybe dogs chew our shoes bc they don’t want us to leave🥺🥺🥺

@claudelulz BRUHHHHHH

The AUDACITY of this man to use OUR money to get better and the next day be like oh y’all need help??? Sorry xx

WHY do hotels make it so hard to turn on the lights

@wwwsam That story took such a turn

Just witnessed a homeless person on the beach catch an injured seagull and then bite it’s head off Ozzy Osborne style.

@claudelulz Chloe clicked!!

Praying for Jacob Blake, his children, and his family. It’s not enough to paint slogans. We need systemic change: ending qualified immunity, changing budget priorities, investing in communities harmed by overpolicing, and more. The solutions are out there. We must act on them.

this is the year we’re gonna bring back HelloKitty guys. I feel it

@notraceofmace This energyyyy🥰✨🥰🥰🥰