Samir Shaikh

Is it naptime yet?

I used Apple Maps last night for the first time instead of Google maps. It took me to the wrong lot, my car got towed, and I had to pay $235. Mistakes were made.

Does anyone have an extra @Cubs ticket for the bleachers for tonight?! #Cubs #Wrigley #RainDelay please and thank you!

Tell me I’m wrong #LewisHamilton #F1 #Formula1 #Ferrari

Paul has bad credit

@M_Montemurro @PaulDiePie_ @mustardmower why did you do this

With two games to go, the Cubs' playoff odds are down to 3.9% on Fangraphs. The rest of the NL Wild Card race odds: Diamondbacks 96.5% Marlins 90.6% Reds 9.0% Cubs were at 92.4% on Sept. 6 after they swept the Giants.

@mustardmower YOUTUBE IS BROKEN

AIRPORTS ARE BROKEN

As a Red Bull fan, I’m big time sad because Max Verstappen is a garbage human being and Checo deserves better

@jessetm91 @BarackObama @PaulDiePie_ @mustardmower . @BarackObama we were at the bulls game together in December and had a blast. Would love to see you again!

@Adobe @mustardmower uses an illegal copy of photoshop

.@mustardmower illegally used educational discounts

Update: did not disappoint, y’all missed out.

Anyone want to go it Italy to get pizza soon?

@paul_hernandez3 @mustardmower @m_vh_13

@mustardmower Cc: @m_vh_13

MPM

@zillowgonewild @paul_hernandez3 this should be you

@JustHalx 😢

Probably having Bryant and Rizzo on your team