Ministry of Noyse

@TheCatSenate "You're having fireworks? Can I come over? I probably have rabies"

Ok cats, we are going to get every cat to get into one big pile and purr so no one gets scared of the fireworks tonight

@venetianblonde While we're there, moot point, not mute point

When one is talking about the white / yellow gunk that comes out of an infection, it is pus, not puss. When you are very sad and crying hard, you are bawling your eyes out. You are not balling your eyes out. As they used to say, thank you for coming to my TED talk.

@BlytheMezzo "...that one's mother..." lol

@BlytheMezzo Totally! That shot that's just deer bolting from the treeline 😱

@BlytheMezzo It's got that John McTiernan pacing and those super creepy horns in the sdtk

@forked_queer It was impressive

BEMF is on tour this weekend with the first opera by a woman composer—June 23 & 24 at @TheMahaiwe and June 25 at @Caramoor! bemf.org/2023-festival/…

Old Songs Festival deets at festival.oldsongs.org/23schedule/

BEMF deets at bemf.org/2023-festival/…

Caccini in the Berkshires @bostonearly and @OldSongsFolk is how we crush it this weekend (leaving no room for Angelique Kidjo at Jazz Fest tho 😭)

My new recording with dear friend Kristian Bezuidenhout, of C.P.E. Bach: Sonatas For Keyboard & Violin will be released on 28th April! Pre-order link: lnk.to/CPEBachSonatas… Many thanks to the whole team involved in this recording. @keyboardkris @channelclassics

@albanymuskrat @TrinityHealthHQ Was there with a friend a couple weeks ago, waiting room packed and people lined up down the hall. Friend got admitted but he was in the ER 20 hrs before they could find him a bed upstairs. There has to be a better way.

3 weeks ago husband’s time SITTING in St Peter’s waiting room was 3 hours, despite being brought by ambulance. He was in epic pain- diagnosis was acute pancreatitis, although ER doc was adamant it was “just stomach Flu”😡 I hate @TrinityHealthHQ

Help us write our next chapter 📚🐈‍⬛ Before we can reopen our doors this summer we need help with: • Food Trucks • Comic book dealers • Picnic tables 🛻🌮💥📖🧺🍴 Slide into our DMs or reply in this thread if you have any leads in the upstate NY area. 🐈‍⬛❤️‍🔥

@PaulGNance Absurd as in ridiculously awesome

@samizdat2007 Absurd?

This concert series really is an absurd blessing

@forked_queer @violanorth That time our traditional music not-for-profit was denied a foundation grant because the director wasn't paying herself a big enough salary 🙃

@scalzi the cat tree makes it

@jonathanbfine Unless, as at my uni, the German department was the first to get the axe. #SUNYA #TheCuttingEdgeOfCutting

I am very pleased to announce that German Studies departments are willing to absorb doomed English programs into vastly superior departments of Germanic languages and literatures