The_Teacher

FCMB @MyFCMB service customer is so fucking slow, WTH!!!!!!!

@TouchlineX Sho ya were gan niii

📸 - The collector of Aura is here. The architect. The maestro. The visionary. The strategist. The chess master. The tactician. The general. The orchestrator. The mastermind. The legacy in motion. Liam Rosenior.

sometimes you just need a consistent sex partner not a relationship

Sold an RX350 F-Sport to this guy and after payment and everything, baba was asking me nicely to help him drive the car to Osapa. That’s when it occurred to me it’s his first car 🤣🤣 Baba doesn’t even know how to drive, but he has jammed block money so he bought his dream car anyway. Let nobody whine you, any car can be your first car. It all depends on your pocket, your mind, and your choice. 🚗💰

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR" Me in March:

Woke up this morning thinking about the quality of life I’m living in this country, literally all my life I’ve been conditioned to live this way, this isn’t the life meant for me as Nigerian. In the last 48 hrs I’ve not had light for close to 2hrs, dawg this isn’t life… me and my flatmates been burning money on fuel, it’s crazy, can’t cook cos there’s no light to even store the food. I have been house hunting since September and all I have been seeing is stupid houses with ridiculous prices, no way I’m going to be paying millions of naira on bare minimum apartments. Jesus Christ, one of my friends wey japa go UK for January him qualify of life don change, you don’t even need to tell me I can see it from his IG stories, I’m here shirtless while typing this stupid tweet blowing myself with my shirt cos heat wan kill me. Today I’ll go to work and come back and meet no light still and think of buying fuel for another 900 naira per liter, do you know how insane that is, my dad already had me at this age and already building his own house. Fuck Nigeria mehn, I’m not the type to crash out but I woke up thinking about the quality of life I’m living and it’s so fucking sad. Fuck all of you involved in this shit hole of a county, I fucking hate you all. Fuck APC too, Fuck me & Fuck U too cos we are way too scared to demand a better life for us and for our unborn kids. I’m not asking for too much just the basic things dawg, the fucking basic things to live a comfortable life, why can’t my own country government give me that, do I have to Japa, how many people fit japa. We really gotta make things work mehn cos this country is damaged.

@itelNigeria 111

Pick a number from 1 to 1000 for a surprise reward this weekend! 🤩

@TrevohChalobah @ChelseaFC No mind @Bob_Nicholas10 you’re our best defender

Even if life show me pepper, I go make pepper soup from it

@Blue_Footy Ask your coach

What is wrong with this guy, Robert Sanchez?

@Updateboyx Broooooooooo black berry times, man has like 50 something bitches and always on the move

@MTN180 @MTNNG Yes it does

@samkritt_07 @MTNNG Y'ello, thank you for reaching out. May I know if the issue persists. Thank you. ~Josepfh

MTNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😭😭@MTN180 @MTNNG

This is sexier than anything that happens in wuthering heights

@fagbemi_hamza @itz_hayzed_ @Bob_Nicholas10 hayzed rn

Me having my Iftar with Chelsea fans tears😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Mind you, she was already married here with a daughter for Adekunle Gold when she made this tweet. You can already tell the amount of gaslighting and manipulation that she would have done to him for him to be able to accept this public humiliation. Last week, we heard Omotola say: "How you go marry omosexy if you no secure? My husband is the most secure human being you'll ever meet." This is exactly what women are now doing. Gaslighting men into accepting their BS and sexual fantasies for other men while calling him secure. This women have been able to brainwash their husbands not to be able to see any wrong in their actions by playing the "secure" card on them. Trust me, if Adekunle Gold openly and sexually fantasized about another woman as she did as a married man, knowing how quickly women get jealous and how they protect their territory, she won't take it but she has made him believe that he's a secure husband for not reacting negatively to her constantly making a fool out of him to the public. At the end of the day, you can't blame her cause it's what men allow that women will do. A weak man will forever be trampled upon, ridiculed to the public and shamed for lacking the courage and boldness to walk away from a woman who doesn't love and respect him. That's the fate of every weak man. The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

@mrbayoa1 Dear Chelsea fans and fellow olotes, either Muslim or Christian when making your duas, say a prayer for man city players and don’t forget to include them in your prayers during niyyah. May all our prayers be answered 🙏

Today is a good day. Muslim Arsenal fans, please whenever you are making your (duas) say a prayer for the Arsenal players and don’t forget to also include them in your prayers during (niyyah). May all our prayers be answered 🙏

@MTN180 @MTNNG @MTNza @MTNGhana @mtnug @MTNCameroon It has started again this morning

@MTN180 @MTNNG @MTNza @MTNGhana @mtnug @MTNCameroon Osogbo, Samsung, 08030509197

Unfortunate afternoon to you @MTNNG @MTN180 @MTNza @MTNGhana @mtnug @MTNCameroon you people are the most incompetent set of groups in d wholeNigeria, tell me why for the past two month when I call you you’re always telling me the app you’ll use to run a check on my line is down

@IamDrSID Contact: toluwasamkrit@gmail.com

Hey guys I’m looking for gamers in Nigeria to help test a gaming platform. Please reply to this message if you are interested

@IamDrSID I’m interested 🥂