Sam

@hayleeeywillis Stop I’m still dying at this

@hayleeeywillis Ur probably right 🤣

@hayleeeywillis get ur broom ready baby girl it’s on

@Austin4343 Stylish lil sausage baby

@hayleeeywillis This is pure gold

@M_Tyler7 My favvvvvorite!!

Finally watched Bohemian Rhapsody and fuck me was that a great movie

So u know how dogs sometimes aggressively kick dirt after going to the bathroom?? My dog kicks one leg up and freezes for a couple seconds instead lmao

It’s 8 am and I’ve already taken a shower, did a face mask, washed dishes, made banana bread, cooked breakfast, did a load of laundry, cleaned the kitchen & now I’m gonna finish my macrame piece. I am literally someone’s grandmother

The guy in front of me at Dunkin stuck his head out of his window for like 2 min to tell me I’m beautiful then paid for my coffee🥺 creepy or cute?? I think a lil bit of both

This tweet did not age well

I hope I have a dream about laying on the beach with sand on my ass cheeks and alcohol in my hand tonight

@TheoVon @BRACKENS_ 🥴

Ozark is awesome until you realize its not that good.

Does anyone else’s bf greet them by saying “howdy do ya fuckin muskrat” or is that just mine

@BRACKENS_ Whenever u want sweet cheeks

@samlecorchick Can you flip me a few

I will not eat another pancake that does not have bananas in it I just won’t

@BRACKENS_ I sureeeeely do!!

@samlecorchick Do you make them

Cant believe Bens and Jerry still selling ice cream at these high ass prices during virus. yall greedy @benandjerrys both of yall

Just ate my first turnip. Lets Goooo!!!!

Help my little brother & his team win!! Vote for CHS💙🤍