chris

Its Monday, you gotta do what you gotta do........But you got dick......so you smoke some reefer, eat a Burger, salute the Flag, give Mama a stabbing and tell the neighbor to suck your dick, you're not lowering the music.....

Another study suggests that Vitamin D may reduce COVID-19 fatality by suppressing cytokine storm. Data from 10 countries found people with vitamin D deficiency were twice as likely to experience severe COVID-19 complications, including death. news.northwestern.edu/stories/2020/0…

@Exister0303 @elonmusk @GavinNewsom I live in Sweden, we habe 10million in total and 3000 deaths. We have had pretty much everything open since day 1. Just applied social distancing, no face mask. #it can be done if you are cautious

Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.

@LorenaSGonzalez I was confused by your tweet until I read your bio

F*ck Elon Musk.

Skip Bayless used to argue with Terrell Suggs about the Ravens, but now he’s picking them to win the Super Bowl. "Lamar Jackson and the Ravens should have won it all last year. And I believe they will win it all this coming year. “The rich got richer.”

Its Wednesday, you could bitch and complain or you can start work on your masterpiece.........whatever that may be.......Have a TREMENDOUS day......

Now give people back their FREEDOM

Classifying all deaths as corona even if corona didn’t cause the death is simply a lie

Give people their freedom back! wsj.com/articles/do-lo…

Fuck China

FREE AMERICA NOW

Lamar Jackson has announced he will be on the cover of Madden NFL 21 🙌

China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets

@samlecorchick Can you flip me a few

@BRACKENS_ I sureeeeely do!!

I will not eat another pancake that does not have bananas in it I just won’t

@Fitzsimmons__ Imma squirt my ass. Rather have food then tp

@BRACKENS_ You’re gonna wipe your ass with a garden hose and some canned goods?

What’s the toilet paper hype about. My ass is the least of my priority. Get me a garden hose and some canned goods.

@Apple can we get FaceTime voicemails?

I enjoy holding the door for someone when they’re to far away and watching them bust out a quick 40 yard dash