Sammy Dodge

Well great I traveled through infinite amounts of space and time and I landed here.

@GamingWithNuke @hwinkler4real No facts and opinions are different things.

@hwinkler4real Fact checks are almost always done by a human and therefore are opinionated.

To be considered

My body is a temple. But it’s the shadow temple from Ocarina of Time and I am lost in this shit.

@antisemitism The Palestinians ARE semites you idiots

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@Kalei949 @elonmusk So you’re just kidding or really really stupid?

@elonmusk This is like two of my best friends fighting. Please stop both of you. You have no idea what it’s doing to us.

It’s really magical when a couple gets married and lasts forever. But isn’t it even more magical when people are on again/off again fuck buddies for life? It takes more work, the same amount of commitment and it’s just a little more meaningful.

Stephen please tell me what is happening outside my house @StephenKing

@brendanbensongs brendan brendan! Remember when we discussed you playing “sitting pretty” in a onesie for my birthday? I got a panda onesie… and now I might have to play for you instead 😂😂😂

Behind every great man is a woman. Or a gay man. Or like a futuristic sex robot.

@mtgreenee go to jail

I don’t have proof but I have a deep gut feeling that Trump’s last act as president will be showing up at a McDonald’s and asking if he can get a Big Mac at room temperature.

A deer emerges from the forest. Across the river our gazes meet. I stand up to my full height and we stand opposite each other. I raise a hand to the creature. “Hawk Tuah,” I say. The deer appears to understand. The moment goes on, then the deer disappears back into the woods.

Remember when collections of photos weren’t called “dumps”

Stop posting photos of you at the gym. If I wanted to see you at the gym I would go to the gym. #gym #gymnasium #nasium #nasal #nasa #gymnastics

Everyone’s first and last names should HAVE to rhyme.

Did you ever take off your shoes and think “I’m never putting shoes on again”

Wooooah @Eminem @nasa #eminem #slimshady @CNN @BBCWorld

Why are they calling it Moana 2 instead of Mo’ Ana ??? #moana #moana2 #disney

So you’re getting sentenced in a courtroom by a judge but you add “in bed” to everything he says

My horse is FULL of sand. #cowboytweetz

@KiefoNilsson What jam was it?