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Sammy Dodge

@sammydodgerocks

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Sadness, Space Katılım Eylül 2011
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
Well great I traveled through infinite amounts of space and time and I landed here.
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@hwinkler4real Fact checks are almost always done by a human and therefore are opinionated.
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
My body is a temple. But it’s the shadow temple from Ocarina of Time and I am lost in this shit.
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Kalei@Kalei949·
@elonmusk This is like two of my best friends fighting. Please stop both of you. You have no idea what it’s doing to us.
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
It’s really magical when a couple gets married and lasts forever. But isn’t it even more magical when people are on again/off again fuck buddies for life? It takes more work, the same amount of commitment and it’s just a little more meaningful.
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
Stephen please tell me what is happening outside my house @StephenKing
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
@brendanbensongs brendan brendan! Remember when we discussed you playing “sitting pretty” in a onesie for my birthday? I got a panda onesie… and now I might have to play for you instead 😂😂😂
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
Behind every great man is a woman. Or a gay man. Or like a futuristic sex robot.
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
I don’t have proof but I have a deep gut feeling that Trump’s last act as president will be showing up at a McDonald’s and asking if he can get a Big Mac at room temperature.
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
A deer emerges from the forest. Across the river our gazes meet. I stand up to my full height and we stand opposite each other. I raise a hand to the creature. “Hawk Tuah,” I say. The deer appears to understand. The moment goes on, then the deer disappears back into the woods.
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
Remember when collections of photos weren’t called “dumps”
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
Everyone’s first and last names should HAVE to rhyme.
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
Did you ever take off your shoes and think “I’m never putting shoes on again”
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Sammy Dodge@sammydodgerocks·
So you’re getting sentenced in a courtroom by a judge but you add “in bed” to everything he says
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