Samosa sarcasm

@Sheetal2242 @ravish_journo Tumhara Ravish Kumar pradhan mantri avash yojna ka virodh krta hai, usne har cheej ka virodh kiya jo gareebo k leke ayi ye sarkar

भारत के गरीबों के बारे में किसी भी सरकार से ज्यादा मच्छरदानी बनाने वाली कंपनियों ने सोचा है। ~ रवीश कुमार

@calajms We are on the same league

how do ppl spend so much time on Discord, like what's even fun about it or am i missing something?

Sirf GIF use krke batao kaha se ho 🤔

@ananyashasau Aryavart

Name a country that starts with the first letter of your name.

@Pankaj41627 Mene socha Rahul par fir ydd aya yrr kutte to bafadar hote hain 😅😅

Name him whatever you last ate .

@floresisle_lean Or ye bhi bharosa ho jayega ki rabindra nath tagore k baad ese longo ko jnm dene wali mataye ana hi bnd ho gyi udhar

Itne saal ke injustice ke baad bhi agar ab ye WB wale Mamta ko dubara chunte hain toh samjh jao ke sirf maach bhaat khane ke liye hi paida hue the aur in me akal bilkul bhi nahi hai

@Ilaughhuhu Mene bola Garmiyon me Tan bhot ata hai or ye log Pani k liye sin board inko koi btao ye acha cos hai 😁😁

Calculator ne mujhse pucha Casio.

Today I met my school friend he is a astrologer on astrotalk he said he earns 4 to 4.5 lakh per month yar itna paisa hai in apps par?

@Mrsinha @ajeetbharti Ye bol to ese rhe hain "it will be fixed soon" jaise har BJP ruled states ka DGP inke ghar dinner krne ata hai roj

There is no case or FIR against @ajeetbharti; this is merely a content removal notice to X, nothing more than a scrap of paper. While monitoring social media, whenever the police department finds something objectionable, they send such notices to everyone, even those who have interacted with it, even if he/she is fact-checking it. I receive similar notices almost every day, even from BJP-ruled states. It is the foolishness of the department that costs the party. But it will be fixed soon...

@AbhiCodes15 Jha free me jada mile 😂😂😂

As a dev, what do you prefer for coding?

@HelloVyom This is tha factual reason why these are called tier 3

And your tier 3 isn’t even eligible for this

@ews_army Is kalakar ko ye nahi pta ki congress itns saal acha krne ki bjh se nhi balki unhone jo bura kiya wo janta tak na phunch pane ki bjh se satta me rHi dono baton me antar hai.

देश में कई लेजेंड प्रधानमंत्री हुए हैं Jawaharlal Nehru को IITs , ISRO, परमाणु ऊर्जा संस्थान (BARC), IIM, AIIMS के लिए याद किया जाता है। Indira Gandhi को पाकिस्तान को दो हिस्सों में बाँटने के लिए और बैंकों को राष्ट्रीयकरण के याद किया जाता है. Rajiv Gandhi को कंप्यूटर क्रांति के लिए याद किया जाता है।। तो आपके हिसाब Narendra Modi को किस चीज़ के लिए याद किया जाएगा??

@Kairavii_Rajput Isiliye jetha ne inko mayke bhej diya or dono alg alg reh rhe , khud babita se ishq lda rha 😆😆

Daya Bhabhi 💀

What is the best way to launch a product as a startup ? Can anybody answer me

@_babygirlabby Read Shashi tharoor 😀😀😀

Serious question: how can someone improve their vocabulary?

@ARanganathan72 Sir apka cholesterol high hai ye ghee Mysorepak hanikarak ho jayega 😅😅

I promise every voter 3 kg par-boiled rice, 5 coconuts, 7 drumsticks, 2 Cooptex sarees, 2 pairs Geetha veshti and vest, 1 mixer grinder, and 1 moped. Please vote for me. Symbol: Ghee Mysorepak. (Beware: other parties have put up proxy candidates with Milk Mysorepak as symbol.)

@Hiteshdotcom Hello sir now we are team mates 😂😂😂😂

I am glad to announce that I got an offer Letter from KivoDesk. I don’t know the company, I never applied and company uses gmail that’s why I am extra glad for this email. It’s all because of your support and AI fixing all grammar that spams are landing in inbox. Such a joyful moment for all of us.

@nidhiiisharmaaa Radhe Radhe

Can you say “Radhe Radhe”???

@VividhaBindu Unhone dharm pucha tha Jati nhi. Aj modi ji na sirf jati puch rahe balki us dharm me bhi jati dhoond rhe hain

Remember, the terrorists in Pahalgam said. "Modi ko batana" They didn't say, "Anand Ranganathan ko batana" or "Ajeeb Bharti ko batana" The enemy knows our saviour, it's high time we all did too.

@ajay43 Vrindavan me rahoge to radhe radhe ratoge. More brutally tumko ratna pdega. Don't disrespect local sentiments idhar koi charity nhi kar rhe paisa kma rhe ho.

Why would any multinational want to invest in India after seeing this? Feels like a medieval nation, egged on by religious fanatics to destroy itself from within